| 00:00 - 00:03 | Volition has made more progress. |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | They spooned a scythe and are close to full arma. |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | They are now full sending toa and cox. |
| 00:11 - 00:14 | Reports say they also finished TDs and full virtus. |
| 00:17 - 00:20 | Yes but we have PNM, everything will be alright. |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Crash... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Crash still hasn't left his chair. |
| 00:34 - 00:35 | We expect the tile to be finished by today. |
| 00:52 - 00:57 | Everyone with under 5 EHB, please leave the room. |
| 01:12 - 01:17 | That fucking loser! Doesn't he have a job? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We work 50 hours a week and have kids to take care of! |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | Isn't the trash talk channel working? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We have 50% of our resources dedicated there! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If we don't break him soon, it's all over. |
| 01:34 - 01:39 | We need to teach more people PVM so we can at least finish moons! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We are sending learner moons every hour. |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | None of us even have barrows gear! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We were told full rune would be adequate. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How long do you think it will take for 30 people to finish DS1? |
| 01:52 - 01:54 | Don't you get it? It's over! |
| 01:55 - 02:00 | We were supposed to win this time |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but instead we have to carry a bunch people who don't play the game. |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | Half of our team hasn't even logged in. |
| 02:08 - 02:12 | The ones who are actually playing |
| 02:12 - 02:16 | don't even have 95 slayer for hydra. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Thank god for superior banshees or we wouldn't have finished the slayer tile. |
| 02:26 - 02:29 | We need gamers in this clan |
| 02:30 - 02:33 | not skillers who only do tempoross and wintertodt. |
| 02:34 - 02:35 | Hell, even muspah at this point. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | A hardcore... |
| 02:42 - 02:47 | a fucking hardcore pulls a scythe in under 100kc |
| 02:48 - 02:52 | and later that night they get a shadow too! |
| 02:53 - 02:56 | What a bunch of fucking spoons. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who is in charge of getting our megarare? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We can't even clear entry mode toa! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you'll get past P1 wardens soon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This gp was going to change everything... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Infernal capes, quivers... everyone would be set. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No more fire capes. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This is over. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | How am I going to walk out there with my cheese cape? |
| 03:46 - 03:48 | And tell them we still have a chance? |
| 03:53 - 03:58 | At least we have jobs... |
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