Operation Nu-Beginnings
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A tale about how a little aus bank started its Nu-Beginnings
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Papi Nuno there is another megathread |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | it is approaching 500+ comments |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We've briefed LTs for their Q&As |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Most still believe the hiring freeze is real |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and budgets remain capped as you've requested |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And everyone keeping |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to five page presentations? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Papi Nuno |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They think you are inauthentic |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and there is a meme of you getting punched in the face. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you leave the office at 3pm, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It's about the PACE, |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | the ENERGY, THE DRIVEEEE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They are redundant idiots! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I dont care about their well being |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I want one app yesterday |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I don't care who you have to fire to do it |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | bring in macquarie |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Do you like losing?? Honestly, do you? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mi Papi, they are not wearing suits |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Take away their loyalty leave, they are not loyal! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Papi Nuno, they are asking about WFH |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Scum, where I come from you work 7 days a week 12 hour days |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Just do it, I don't care how |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Or you are fired |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We need to transition |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We will work like chinese |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | rally around me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | the stock price needs to go up up up |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | we need to cut cut cut |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | BEFORE Christmas make them feel pain |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | offshore or AI now |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I drink chamomile TEA in the morning! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I speak 3 languages! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For 35 years |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I have been a dominate figure in the banks |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will rule over these peasants |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They will respect me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I've read over a 1000 books |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I bet Shane never read any books! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay fill out your MyVoice Survey |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's going to be a Nuno-geddon |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Operation Nu-Beginnings |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll bring all my friends |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Bruce, did you send that redundancy email? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Make sure you send it late so they keep working |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I can't have them just sitting around getting paid |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Make sure you proof-read it. |