Brighton 5 Palace 0

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10/19/2026
The whole tale of Brighton 5 Palace 0. As told on foreign TV

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00:00 - 00:05So Louis Sage was like "Get out and fight"
00:05 - 00:07They will be right up for this so fast start
00:07 - 00:10Keep it simple. No early fouls
00:11 - 00:16So Dunk gets fouled and Gross takes it
00:17 - 00:21Canvot - straight in the top corner
00:21 - 00:241-0 after 3 minutes
00:29 - 00:311-0!
00:31 - 00:3427 million Euros!
00:38 - 00:4027
00:41 - 00:47And then Gomez gets it on the halfway line
00:47 - 00:50Adam Wharton falls on his arse so he has a go
00:50 - 00:56Fat Robert Sanchez is off his line
00:58 - 00:59Straight over his head
00:59 - 01:01Falling backwards grasping air
01:04 - 01:062-0 after 7 minutes
01:06 - 01:08On their big day out
01:13 - 01:14big day
01:14 - 01:16Their inflatable trophies thrown in disgust
01:16 - 01:20Fans bugger off for a beer
01:21 - 01:27They have just sat down
01:35 - 01:36And their goalie is on his arse
01:36 - 01:39Looking sad
01:41 - 01:44Now serious. Keep it tight
01:44 - 01:47No more errors. Close them down
01:47 - 01:49Babis is in down the right
01:50 - 01:53Backheels it across the box
01:54 - 01:56Ayari has all day. Lines it up.
01:56 - 01:58He can go left or right of the keeper
01:58 - 02:02Nah - rub it in a bit
02:05 - 02:07In off their defender's fat arse
02:10 - 02:11Canvot's arse
02:11 - 02:1327 million Euros
02:15 - 02:17Pay them the money Tony - he was worth it
02:17 - 02:20Man of the match!
02:21 - 02:2810 minutes gone and 3-0. They brought their blow up trophies
02:29 - 02:30And now they try and pop them
02:30 - 02:32And now they try and pop them
02:36 - 02:39Money can't buy this stuff
02:40 - 02:42Billy Smart isn't in it
02:50 - 02:55Then 4-0 and 5-0
02:56 - 02:58Did Palace take it well?
02:58 - 03:04They were too busy deflating their trophies
03:04 - 03:09Saving their breath to blow up their girlfriends later
03:09 - 03:11What am I on about - they can't afford dolls
03:16 - 03:20Champions of Europe
03:23 - 03:26They know what they are
03:31 - 03:36Never change Palace, never change