Texas A&M Post Missouri Rant
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10/14/2026Rant following the Texas A&M Football loss to Missouri 27-6.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The latest report from College Station is in. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Missouri beat us. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Twenty-seven to six. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have the second-highest NIL payroll in football. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we couldn't score a touchdown. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Elko will fix this. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He promised this would be our year. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, Elko has no answers. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | But Wiggins has a plan. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, the plan is another screen pass. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | However, we might not win five games this year. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who still has faith in this coaching staff... leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN FIVE WINS?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THIS WAS OUR YEAR!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WE SPEND CHAMPIONSHIP MONEY AND CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WE ONLY SCORED SIX POINTS TWICE THIS YEAR! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | OUR FIELD GOAL KICKER IS OUR MVP!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND HE'S A SENIOR, SO HE'LL BE GONE SOON. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THE BAND MOVES THE BALL BETTER! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AT LEAST THEY CAN MARCH TEN YARDS! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, Elko is taking responsibility. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE CALLED TEXAGS A CESSPOOL! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, they called him fat. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WELL, HE IS FAT. MAYBE HE SHOULD HAVE A SALAD. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I LOVE TEXAGS. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THEY REMAIN HOPEFUL. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | YEAR AFTER YEAR. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND WE CAN'T GIVE THEM A NATTY? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THE POLICE REMOVE DRUNK STUDENTS FROM KYLE FIELD. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | BEFORE OUR OFFENSE CAN EVEN REACH THE END ZONE! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THEY EVEN HAD TIME TO QUESTION SALAMI! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | HE HAD A FIELD PASS! WE CAN'T EVEN COMPLETE A PASS. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We need Salami on the roster. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | JOHNNY FOOTBALL COULD PARTY ALL NIGHT! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | AND STILL SCORE MORE THAN THIS ENTIRE DAMN OFFENSE! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | AND WIGGINS? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | HIS PLAYBOOK IS SHORTER THAN A WAFFLE HOUSE MENU! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | RUN, SCREEN, PUNT! THAT'S THE WHOLE DAMN MENU! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'M TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT ELKO TAKING RESPONSIBILITY. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | OF COURSE HE DOES! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WHAT ELSE WILL HE TAKE, A PAY CUT? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He won't do that - neither did Jimbo or Sumlin. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I think it's time for rally bewbs. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We're tried everthing else, maybe they can save the season. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And we can play in the Texas Bowl. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I just wanted a championship. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Next August, they'll sell us another national title dream. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And we'll believe it. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Next year is our year. |