CHIEF FINDS OUT
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Jupiter Fire Rescue used the wrong end of the axe, then deleted it.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | So Chief. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Five days until Jupiter Fire Rescue takes over from Palm Beach County. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The public thinks they are getting the same service. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The social media team has done their job beautifully. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then they showed me the video. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The forcible entry clip. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They used the sharp cutting bit of the axe… |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | to drive the Halligan into the door jamb. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The sharp end. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The sharp end of the axe. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That is not how you set the irons. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You strike with the flat. If you didn’t come here to get a promotion, out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The striking face. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Any truck company in Palm Beach County knows that. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Tequesta knows that. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Palm Beach Gardens knows that. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The county knows that. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And they filmed it. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They posted it. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | As a five-days-out victory lap. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Then the neighboring departments started commenting. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So what did we do? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We deleted it. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We memory-holed the incompetence. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The social media team is the only fully staffed company in this entire department. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We spent millions creating our own fire department to save money. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Startup costs in the tens of millions. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | A twenty-five million dollar first-year budget. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | New stations. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | New trucks. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Ninety-one people sworn in. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And the first thing the town sees is a firefighter using an axe |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | To chop the Halligan in half. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The taxpayers will never know. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The branding is too good. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Hometown service. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Same level of protection. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They will believe the Reels… |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | until somebody actually needs a door forced at two in the morning. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Leave me. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And someone teach them which end of the axe is which before October first. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We came here to be a Captain |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Do it before October first. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Im going to end up on firehouse memes |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | With a clown face. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Just like the Chief of Delray |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And that guy from Pines |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | A clown |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I should have stayed retired |