Hitler Finds Out Someone Took a PED into an Amber Zone
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Another day, another PED in an Amber Zone…
Despite the signs, briefings, mandatory training and countless reminders, somebody still thinks the rules don't apply to them.
One simple rule. One spectacular meltdown.
NO PEDs IN AMBER ZONES!
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Update on the DC PED Issues |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Security have reported another incident. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A PED in the Amber Zone. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | An iPhone, to be precise. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The individual claims it was an honest mistake. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But he's completed the mandatory training... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Three times. He even delivered it. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Chief Engineer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He also |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Took a photo of the NO PEDs sign. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And posted it in the team WhatsApp group. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks aeroplane mode makes a phone compliant... GET OUT. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FOR FUCK'S SAKE! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IT'S A DATA CENTRE! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | NOT A BLOODY APPLE STORE! HOW HARD CAN THIS BE?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | NO PERSONAL ELECTRONIC DEVICES! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | NO PHONES or LAPTOPS!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | NO SMARTWATCHES! NO FUCKING AIRPODS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THERE'S A SIGN ON THE DOOR! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND ANOTHER ONE BEHIND THE DOOR! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, the room is consider OS until commissioned.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! IT WAS IN HIS POCKET! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But it was on aeroplane mode... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | HIS TROUSERS ARE NOT A FUCKING FARADAY CAGE! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WE'VE HAD BRIEFINGS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | TOOLBOX TALKS! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | MANDATORY SECURITY TRAINING! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | EVEN A BLOODY ANIMATED POWERPOINT! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND NOW SOME GENIUS ASKS IF AN APPLE WATCH COUNTS! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | IT'S A COMPUTER STRAPPED TO YOUR WRIST! WHAT DO YOU THINK?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ABSOLUTE FUCKING MORONS! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'VE SEEN TODDLERS WITH BETTER SECURITY AWARENESS! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Do you know what happens now? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Another bloody SIRF |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Another awkward call with site security |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Another meeting |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | asking us to remove £8M worth.... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | of brand new server hardware |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They'll suggest a working group. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And yet another fucking |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | confidentiality agreement! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's alright, love. We've ordered bigger signs. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't ask for much.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Just leave your bloody phone and laptop outside. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That's it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | One simple fucking rule. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And now the idiot installing the new NO PEDs signs... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Has taken a selfie in the Amber Zone. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I give up. |