| 00:00 - 00:03 | Geordies are booking flights everywhere |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Geordie dancer got one into Berlin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Brown Ale sales are going |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | through the roof all over the city |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Mags are taking the piss |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry there shit |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Eddie's an amatuer |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Gianni |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | THERE |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | IN THE FUCKING CHAMPIONS LEAGUE |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Turns out Eddie's a fucking genius |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Klopp, Ten Haag, Fat Frank, leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I didn't bribe FIFA for this shit |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and as for VAR that can get fucked now |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | There supposed to be shit |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everyone laughed when they went down |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now they got Bruno in the middle |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Botman at the back |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It's fine we got Jordan Pickford |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ARE YOU OUT YOUR FUCKING MIND |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He's a good keeper |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That scouse mackam cunt, you've lost your mind |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They got that Swedish wizard |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | dancing round defenders |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | like a fucking ABBA tribute musical |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and Miggy looks like Messi |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Even big Dan Burn chipped in |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and he's from Blyth for fuck sake |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Brunos wearing his magic hat |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | taking the piss in the middle |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What chance have we got |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They bought Joelinton for £40 million |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and he's brilliant |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | FUCK MY LIFE |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Them Saudies can fuck off too with there oil money |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What fucking chance have we got |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Callum's pinging in top bins |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Miggys slotting worldies left right and centre |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Trippier over the wall |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's going to be OK |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Black and white everywhere |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We are fucked, even Longstaff is good |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | its over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Brunos had a kid |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | he had a magic hat on at birth, proper geordie |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Wor Mandy is all over this shit |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | UP THE MAGS |
