Man City fond guilty
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10/3/2026Adolf discovers that his backing of Manchester City along with Abu Dhabi has hit a slight road block
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Well our project with Abu Dhabi |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | seems to have worked |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Man City are on the map |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | No more can the rags accuse us of funny business |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We're established as a European elite |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So the independent |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | commission have taken the bribe? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They've ....... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They've found us guilty of 114 charges |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The news is out |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who doesn't go to all the home games please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You said we'd get away with it |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The world would respect us again |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That City would be bigger than those from old scaffold |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | no longer tipped out of their wheelchairs |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | as they're pushed down the street |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Have their taches laughed at |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | like they're unfashionable simpletons |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | there to be mocked |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, I think taches look well smart |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | All those trophies we bought and the respect we thought we'd earned |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, we still have blue ketchup |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Gone were the days when we our floodlights were the only talk |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | When the widest pitch was cool |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and inflatable bananas were revered |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | As good as that was, it didn't match cheating to win |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | cheating to win was the formula |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | winning trophies even in a half full stadium was the way to go |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | making up sponsors to give us money made us feel like big men |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | big men with balls that the rags couldn't laugh at as easily |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | no more "Look at the City wanker" being the usual greeting |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | "You cheating bastard" had a better ring |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but at least they couldn't prove it, until now |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | now that's all we'll hear |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | At least now we have our fan base to keep us going |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Those whacky fans will see us through, it's not like our attendances will drop |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Everyone knows Manchester is blue, at least that lie hasn't been discovered |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It's not as though the world has noticed empty seats at the Etihad |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | or every time we play at Wembley all those empty seats |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I think the no wheelchair access excuse has worked |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry I'm sure Gavin won't be tipped out of his wheelchair again |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well, at least it's just the rags who will take the piss |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The rest of the country won't have noticed the news |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Just the rags |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's not like it's been all over the news and now everyone knows we're cheats |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least when we're out and about our success |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | will still be respected by other clubs |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's just the rags who will know |