Red Flashing Light
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There’s trouble at the Hillclimb! A new system of stopping competitors has been developed.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | So, it’s been decided to install red lights on the hill, in accordance with MSUKs wishes |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | …here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And, well pretty much all over the shop. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It’ll make things better, safer. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Red lights? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Flashing, I expect. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Gaffer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It’s |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It’s been decided, MSUK said so |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | MSUK, they’re in charge |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Right, all those wishing to become Clerks, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Red fucking lights! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Flashing red fucking lights! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And who’s going to pay for these fucking lights! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It’ll mean putting the prices up again |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Isn’t it expensive enough already! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | For the love of ADA, don’t we have enough to do. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Wave the flag, blow the fucking whistle |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now pressing a flimsy fucking ON button as well |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Gaffer, it’s only a little bit more |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It’s not the fucking point, do I have three fucking hands? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But you can do them one at a time |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | One at a time! Wanker! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Red light! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | “Just a little button gaffer” |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It’s the thin end of the wedge! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I’ll have a broom up my arse next! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And I expect they’ll break down every two fucking minutes! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And who will be expected to make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The fucking marshals, as usual! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It’s the same old story, the marshals will muddle through |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The practicalities are so challenging |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Don’t get me wrong, I want to help |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | God help me! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But seriously |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How will Jeremy cope with all the fucking pheasants |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The fucking lights will be drained |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And useless |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Before the end of batch three! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And that’s just due to fucking pheasants! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry Cathy, he’ll come around |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | MSUK are calling the shots |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | MSUK, always interfering |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Always |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Once we have them… |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And all the other Hills |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They’ll all do it differently… |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get the broom lube… |