Hitler Reacts to the 2026 Midterms

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Adolf Hitler reacts to the news that Abdul El-Sayed has won in Michigan and the Democrats have picked up Kansas, Texas, Iowa, South Carolina, and numerous other seats.

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00:00 - 00:03Cooper has already won North Carolina
00:04 - 00:05Ossof has won Georgia
00:05 - 00:07Talarico is winning Texas
00:08 - 00:12Brown is winning Ohio
00:12 - 00:15And it's not looking good in Iowa.
00:17 - 00:19Haley Stevens has endorsed Mike Rogers.
00:19 - 00:21His attack in Michigan will bring it all under control.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28Rogers...
00:31 - 00:33Rogers has lost Michigan.
00:34 - 00:36Stevens' endorsement meant nothing.
00:53 - 00:58The following people stay here: Vance, Hegseth, Miller, and Bannon.
01:13 - 01:15THAT ATTACK WAS AN ORDER!
01:15 - 01:17MIKE ROGERS' ATTACK WAS AN ORDER!
01:18 - 01:23THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE MICHIGAN DEMOCRATS!
01:25 - 01:28EVERYONE IS LYING TO ME!
01:29 - 01:31THEY PROMISED ME A LANDSLIDE!
01:31 - 01:34ALL THE POLLSTERS ARE LYING TO ME! EVEN FOX NEWS!
01:34 - 01:37IF I WAS ON THE BALLOT, THIS WOULD BE A LANDSLIDE!
01:37 - 01:40INSTEAD I GET SHITTY RINOS LIKE GREG ABBOTT!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, I will not stand here and allow you to insult the patriots who fought for this movement
01:42 - 01:46THEY ARE NOT PATRIOTS! THEY ARE WEAK, SPINELESS RINOS!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, we are prepared to file suit in Alaska against the other Dan Sullivan...
01:48 - 01:52DAN SULLIVAN?!? HE IS IRRELEVANT NOW THAT I HAVE LOST KANSAS AND SOUTH CAROLINA!
01:53 - 01:54AND IOWA, TOO!
01:56 - 01:57"HALEY STEVENS WILL DELIVER US MICHIGAN NOW!"
01:57 - 02:00WE CAN'T EVEN SCARE THE VOTERS NOW
02:00 - 02:03WITH RADICAL ISLAM AND TRANS ATHLETES!
02:04 - 02:08AND TALAFREAKO THE GAY VEGAN SOMEHOW WINS TEXAS?!?
02:08 - 02:13AND KANSAS FALLS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1932!
02:14 - 02:16I SHOULD HAVE RUN EVERY SENATE CAMPAIGN MYSELF!
02:17 - 02:21I SHOULD HAVE PURGED THE RINO LOSERS LIKE STALIN DID!
02:27 - 02:29THE RINOS ARE THE SCUM OF THE PARTY.
02:30 - 02:34EVERYONE LOVES THE BALLROOM AND ARCH.
02:34 - 02:36I HAVE A 60% APPROVAL RATING BY MYSELF.
02:41 - 02:42Muhammad El-Sayed...
02:43 - 02:47HOW DID WE LOSE SOUTH CAROLINA? TEXAS?!? OHIO?!?
02:48 - 02:53KANSAS AND IOWA?! MAINE?!
02:54 - 02:56THE ENTIRE RNC IS A DISGRACE!
02:56 - 02:59THE REPUBLICANS ARE BATHING IN THEIR OWN BLOOD!
03:00 - 03:02THE BLUE TSUNAMI IS GOING RED WITH REPUBLICAN BLOOD!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay, Nikki. Your ass is still big enough for him.
03:14 - 03:16My Truth Social posts have been ignored.
03:19 - 03:23It's impossible to lead the country under these
03:25 - 03:26circumstances.
03:31 - 03:33Congress is lost.
03:40 - 03:46Do what you want. Blame the War in Iran or admire Jon Husted's ass.
03:46 - 03:49But if you think I am taking the fall for tonight,
03:53 - 03:56you're as stupid as Darline Graham.