| 00:00 - 00:03 | Everyone is ready for the race to start. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's 47 laps |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in Circuito Cristais. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There aren't any particularly tricky corners |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the qualifying will be dry. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | With Revelation Method |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll take pole easily. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My dude... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your connection... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your connection is fucking shit. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You won't be allowed to race. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The FIA stays, especially: Urist, Goose, Scip and Cubo. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is bullshit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The FIA's decision is bullshit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Just because I'm in a shitty hotel in Berlin! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I even changed the wifi... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I didn't get a chance! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It wasn't even that bad in CC! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You're all happy to ruin my attendance streak |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and are unfairly targeting me! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dude, you were tping all over the- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It was minor lag! We let Corvid race! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You know that's not comparable! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I was barely even tping unlike your boss Noms. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | But he gets a pass! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I spent the whole week |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Practicing my ass off to win another race |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | only to be stopped by the corrupt FIA! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | A bunch of has-beens who never won anything |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and are trying to step on my toes for no reason |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | other than me being the best driver ever! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Urist is the one running the show and purging drivers, like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just wanted to race. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Because I am the best, the most amazing driver, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | even on vacation! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now my streak... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | is going to be lost to that no-lifer Urist who never misses a race! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All because of some irrelevant little lag |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | which I was about to fix |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but you couldn't give me a fucking break! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Goose lets a furry race from the outback! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He didn't mean it, he just hates that bird |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My legacy is over now. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All those weeks ignoring my guests |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and my kid. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm done with this game. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I'm going to go down quietly and without a shitstorm |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | then you don't know me at all. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll see you on discord. |
