| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gentlemen, we have a problem with a leaking valve |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've sourced the leak to |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Somewhere in this area |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's the valve packing |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We need you to go in and replace it here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Me? Why me? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Can't Wonks dae it? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jappy... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Wonks is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Wonks is currently handcuffed to peters bed |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Peter's lost the keys |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who's not a Tiffy, get the fuck out! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THAT GINGER CUNT |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HERE'S ME DOING THE JOB |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHILE HE'S OFF GETTING HIS END OFF |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That fucking Peter... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Losing the fucking keys.. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Even that useless cunt Keith wouldn't have lost them |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | So now it's down to me |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | As per fucking usual |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jappy, what about Tam, he could do it |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That wee cunts not face fit tested |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But he's shaved in a wee gay village people moustache |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Awch away and take your face for a shite |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ITS TOO LATE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm fucked |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Meanwhile Wonks is up there living the high life |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | With a fucking orange stuffed in his mouth! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WHERE'S MY FUCKING ORANGE? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | NO MATTER WHAT I DO PETER DOESN'T LOVE ME |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I've tried everything |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Only cunt that touches my arse nowadays is fucking Keith! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm sick of this shite |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Show me some fucking respect |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Where's my fucking orange? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The cunts |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm up all night every night |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just hoping for the chance of some offshore nookie |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But all I get is farts from Tam |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That fucker stinks |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's like sulfur, it burns my throat |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Smilne, you're safe here |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So now I'm going under breathing air |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | To fix this fucking valve |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Great... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Pricks, fuck the lot of you |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm gonna go and do this job, and take 4 days to do the history |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | 4000 pages! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck this shite, I'm done |
