The great fall of the Two Rivers online war.
127 views11/2/2026
The collapse of the Two Rivers war that never was. The evil axis of bad actors fails to drive one innocent family out of a small town in Wisconsin. This is their worst conceivable day yet...
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TRbh11 hours ago
This is highly impressive. And hilarious! And to the point!
Great work and oh, so creative! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🥰
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The latest intelligence from Two Rivers has arrived. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Axis is losing ground. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our enemy remain entrenched. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Robitailles are still in Two Rivers. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Their Facebook pages remain active |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But we declared war |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The declaration was in ALL CAPS! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes, Mr. Dahlke |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | And then there is Kordell's |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Kyle has been arrested. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | His future at City Hall is uncertain |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except my generals, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS A CATASTROPHE! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE DECLARED WAR ON SOCIAL MEDIA! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WE HAD FAKE AND ANONYMOUS PROFILES!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WE HAD COMMENT SECTIONS AND AN ONLINE ANGRY MOB! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WE HAD MEAN GIRLS! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND NOW THE WHOLE THING IS DISINIGRATING! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THE ARMY OF LIARS HAS FAILED ME! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND WHAT OF COREY THUSS?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | She has quit the BIDC, Sir. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO HOLD THE COMMITTEE FRONT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | ...and News and Nostalgia page announced a return to their roots |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A RETURN TO THEIR ROOTS?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A RETREAT TO OLD PHOTOS? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WE HAD A PROPOGANDA OPERATION |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | NOW THEY'RE POSTING PICTURES OF OLD GROCERY STORES? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THE ROBITAILLES HAVE NOT BEEN DRIVEN OUT! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | YOU MEAN GIRLS ARE FAILURES! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | COREY FAILED ME! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THE AXIS HAS ABANDONED ME! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | YOU HAD ONE MISSION: TO RUIN THE REPUTATION OF THE ROBITAILLE NAME! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | THEY'RE JUST TWO PEOPLE... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | IT WAS SUCH A SMALL TASK THAT MEANT EVERYTHING TO ME. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | YOU EVEN HAD I LOVE TR SIGNS! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Sir, the remaining forces are requesting a ceasefire |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A CEASEFIRE?! DID YOU NOT SEE MY DECLARATION?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I PROMISED THEM WAR! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | AND NOW YOU WANT PEACE? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | WHAT ABOUT KYLE? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | HE HAD MORE POWER THAN ANYONE TO STOP THEM! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | The council has not decided. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | WHAT ARE THEY WAITING FOR? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | SIGH... ANOTHER CLOSED SESSION. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They've turned surrender into a committee meeting. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Kordell forces are planning to withdraw |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Our beautiful Axis is falling apart |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Our hatred was so unifying |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I refuse to accept it's over |