Hitler Makes a Watchlist
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Hitler none too pleased the Watchlist isn't gaining traction
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The watchlist is growing, 20 names now |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've got teachers, librarians, even Admin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Soon, we add nurses, lunch ladies and custodians |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Every day, we add more, not at all unhinged |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We even thought about adding an SRO |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | One SRO saw a rainbow once I heard |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It was swirly and he thought it looked cool. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My guy... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We may have... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...overstepped going after Knights football. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | More than a few parents got ticked. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody out except Mary Jane, Lauren, Matt, whoever's in charge of the PAC. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean overstepped??!!?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We aren’t wrong!! Nothing we post is wrong!! Ever!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Like all those times we said there was porn in the schools |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Or kitty litter or transgender surgeries or books making kids gay |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Or that time we told everyone it was fine to ditch the student led candidate forum. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I am sick of this. Are you telling me we annoyed everyone with the football post? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I just don't see how talking crap about people's kids working hard could possibly backfire!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This is all fine, we've done nothing wrong!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Maybe if we'd just stay away from Facebook and touch grass a little. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Look, I'm more into water polo and curling so it seemed like a great idea. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I just think going anywhere near the kids is a losing issue. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Look, i just want people to be as happy and well adjusted as I am, is that so wrong? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Sensible. Reasonable. That’s what I'm going for. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Which is why I spend my days making watch lists and attacking staff and the football team. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I mean it's this or minding my own business. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And I am NOT doing that. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'll have to focus on parenting and being generally pleasant. NO SIR!!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Maybe I'm getting too much caffeine. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But I gotz to have my morning 7Brew. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And I barely understand their menu so when they offer a fourth shot of espresso, I say yes. Stalin!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Luckily, I know our side stands with me. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I haven't alienated both sides. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | There's football parents still with me. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Gotta be at least a couple, right? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They're gonna make me Queen of the Winter Carnival!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm due. This has got to be my year especially after what happened in April. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Meaning when our three Families backed candidates got absolutely destroyed at the polls. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We're gonna pull this off in 2028 so until then, it's all ahead CRAZY!!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Longer watch lists, more watchlists, more AI slop and by God, we go after the lacrosse team next. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Look, by 2028, they'll probably be podcasting with Rogan. Reality is stupid. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just want you all to understand I'm unstoppable. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But do go ahead and delete everything and add disclaimers all over the place. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Because... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...that's how the law works even though it isn’t at all how the law works. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just want you all to know I really love everyone even though I spew hate 24x7 |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And I really am a good guy. A book banning, homophobic, transphobic, bullying good guy |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Hopefully, that's how people will remember me so long as the Internet gets deleted. |