Goose Green Golf Society Visitor
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Goose Green Golf Society have a visitor to the first fixture of their new season. He is not happy with his handicap
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | These are the new fixtures |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | booked by Staz |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | he said they are the best |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we've ever played |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He wants to out do our chairman Herr Vilkes |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I have hardly played |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I expect i will be off 28 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | You've not got 3 cards in |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | So it is 18 |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Patch has got you clubs from the Tip |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You will be in the last group behind Kenny |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone not on the committee leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I have no chance off 18 |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Those Stazikers play off 24 |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Steve Austin is also back this season |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He's had it |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't cry Jacqui |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The Postman has 50 shots |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The Worsley Mesnesers cheat |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Do they ever lose a ball - NO |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Rimmer and Reedy are not handing cards in |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Those Beech Hillers are even worse |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They are playing preferred lies everywhere |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They are always on the phone |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They walk across your line |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | i have no chance off 18 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | you need 45 points to win |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The Guitar player |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Scores 40 points every time |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | There is no etiquette |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Those brothers turned up |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | in flip flops, with white socks |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It will be 6 hours behind Kenny |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If Colin is with him |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It will be dark when i finish |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The handicap system is bent |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The committee only go up |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Rimmer has never won a competition |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | he's been right all the time |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Waddy and Patch |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | with that bloody spreadsheet |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Waddy has blamed Patch |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We need a new committee |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I will nominate Doly |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | With Boys Own |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Mickey you will be chairman |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Is the captain Andy Williams |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and his VC Maggie |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We will bring back Reedy |