| 00:00 - 00:03 | Balance Croatia was a great success |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Next year , Berlin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But not watergate, is closed |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Can we invite super progressive again ? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He has new ideas for different merch |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes but tell him we need more |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Adjustable trucker 122 hats with logo front and centre |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir there’s a problem |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner tell him |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He didn’t sell a single piece of merch |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Danny Jarvis has left his residency at the hacienda |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those that believe Sasha san fran is better than Sasha Ibiza , leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Not one sale ! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He took those to save on postage |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All this skyline bullshit |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | No more Danny Jarvis Attenborough remixes |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No more metallic sounds ! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | After all we did to find those car keys |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Ungrateful little cunt |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Fuck progressive house UK |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir it gets worse Carl is going blind |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck Carl’s eye |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir he has cards to sell |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck the card shop |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And fuck his boyfriends monkey T-shirt |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He’ll never win that award again anyway |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He’s to busy listening to Rod Stuart |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And that Gaelic singer Billy Irish |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Next you’ll be telling me Steve parry wasn’t booked to play balance Croatia |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He’s the only progressive DJ who doesn’t play prog |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Super Steve Parry |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I bet he was at Halfords all weekend |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Selling fuckin wipers |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And shitty kids bikes |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Acid House forever my arse |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All those super progressive interviews about global underground |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All this bullshit about finding new talent |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He can’t even sell a single fucking hat ! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I haven’t been this disappointed since |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Digweed in Leeds |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That fuckin Dino Lenny track |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok I love GU 13 too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Sasha didn’t playing expander |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | John didnt play for what you dream of |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The scene is dead |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Sundays no longer ruined |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Can we even count on Alan M anymore ? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He won’t even remember Itz birthday this year |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | No more baby D |
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