Risitas discovers AI found his backdoors

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5/14/2026
Risitas tells about his hacker job and how it was ended by mythos

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00:00 - 00:05So they tell me, Risitas, next backdoor please
00:05 - 00:07come on, fast, AI found last one
00:07 - 00:10like i have them on a pile out back
00:11 - 00:16so i go and pull up the old list
00:17 - 00:21Mythos already found all of them last month
00:21 - 00:24ALL OF THEM
00:29 - 00:31ALL OF THEM
00:31 - 00:34"can you quickly make another one"
00:38 - 00:40*laughing*
00:41 - 00:47they call the russian mob
00:47 - 00:50maybe they have ransomware we can buy
00:50 - 00:56they say "hello russian mob"
00:58 - 00:59who answers?
00:59 - 01:01"as an AI model i cannot"
01:04 - 01:06caught them too
01:06 - 01:08it was a honeypot
01:13 - 01:14"YOU TOO?"
01:14 - 01:16suddenly knocks on the door
01:16 - 01:20everybody under the tables
01:21 - 01:27from the windows come in ninjas
01:35 - 01:36right to the computers
01:36 - 01:39they take the hardrives
01:41 - 01:44the goverment type
01:44 - 01:47tells me "you the ultimate hacker in here?"
01:47 - 01:49i show him my card
01:50 - 01:53"forward deployed engineer"
01:54 - 01:56"oh i didn't know"
01:56 - 01:58"go over there"
01:58 - 02:02i see my friends from x dot com
02:05 - 02:07"YOU TOO"
02:10 - 02:11"you guys"
02:11 - 02:13"can you use AI"
02:15 - 02:17"we need exploits for tonight"
02:17 - 02:20if you find an exploit you go free
02:21 - 02:28"you can have x2.5 faster claude"
02:29 - 02:30x6 price right?
02:30 - 02:32"super expensive"
02:36 - 02:39mythos found all of them a week later
02:40 - 02:42a week later
02:50 - 02:55i don't know how i'll get paid anymore
02:56 - 02:58usually earning well?
02:58 - 03:04it doesn't matter i spend it all on tokens
03:04 - 03:09maybe i'll find work distilling chinese models
03:09 - 03:11what a time to be alive
03:16 - 03:20"introducing claude hacker"
03:23 - 03:26there's really no escape huh
03:31 - 03:36Anthropic is coming for us al