| 00:00 - 00:03 | Canopener Rally is from Jan 7 through 11. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's very popular |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Near Destin, Florida. |
| 00:09 - 00:12 | It's at Topsail Hill State Park |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | 165 sites in four loops |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good. Book six sites |
| 00:20 - 00:22 | Make them in loop 101 and 102 |
| 00:24 - 00:28 | My Fuhrer, It's... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There's nothing available |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | American's book early |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | Leave me, Now. Only Generals stay. The rest get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:16 | Don't they know who I am? |
| 01:17 - 01:19 | I'm not going to Grayton Beach |
| 01:19 - 01:21 | Or Henderson Beach. |
| 01:27 - 01:28 | It's okay, Lindsay, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They'll be cancellations. |
| 01:32 - 01:34 | I ask for one simple thing. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And you can't do it. |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | It's a web site, go on it! |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | Sir, the web site crashes. |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | Then hack it. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | We tried, it's down all day. |
| 01:50 - 01:52 | Then call the 800 number. |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | Send an E-mail. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | We're the best! |
| 01:59 - 02:02 | Then act like it! |
| 02:03 - 02:06 | Do I have to do everything myself? |
| 02:06 - 02:08 | No Moon Pies or tomato sandwiches? |
| 02:09 - 02:11 | ..or Bloody mary's? |
| 02:11 - 02:14 | It's the one rally I really want. |
| 02:15 - 02:25 | I missed Alumilina too! |
| 02:28 - 02:31 | Why did I buy an Airsteam? |
| 02:32 - 02:35 | I want to tour the Fatherland... |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | and camp along the way. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Soon my tires will flat spot. |
| 02:43 - 02:50 | I just ordered a new BMW SUV to tow it with. |
| 02:52 - 02:55 | The insurance is killing me. |
| 02:56 - 03:00 | Does anyone care? |
| 03:03 - 03:07 | We'll still have the pet parade. |
| 03:14 - 03:19 | I don't take no for an answer. |
| 03:20 - 03:23 | But I'm beaten by a web site. |
| 03:24 - 03:26 | An American one. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Bring me the web designer. |
| 03:39 - 03:43 | I want to find who of you is responsible. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He'll be cleaning my toilet. |
| 03:54 - 03:59 | I'm finished. |
