Hitler learns Canopener is sold out. Again.

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With apologies to "Downfall" Hitler rages when he can't get a spot.

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00:00 - 00:03Canopener Rally is from Jan 7 through 11.
00:04 - 00:05It's very popular
00:05 - 00:07Near Destin, Florida.
00:09 - 00:12It's at Topsail Hill State Park
00:12 - 00:15165 sites in four loops
00:17 - 00:19Good. Book six sites
00:20 - 00:22Make them in loop 101 and 102
00:24 - 00:28My Fuhrer, It's...
00:31 - 00:33There's nothing available
00:34 - 00:36American's book early
00:52 - 00:58Leave me, Now. Only Generals stay. The rest get out.
01:13 - 01:16Don't they know who I am?
01:17 - 01:19I'm not going to Grayton Beach
01:19 - 01:21Or Henderson Beach.
01:27 - 01:28It's okay, Lindsay,
01:29 - 01:31They'll be cancellations.
01:32 - 01:34I ask for one simple thing.
01:34 - 01:37And you can't do it.
01:38 - 01:40It's a web site, go on it!
01:40 - 01:43Sir, the web site crashes.
01:43 - 01:46Then hack it.
01:47 - 01:49We tried, it's down all day.
01:50 - 01:52Then call the 800 number.
01:53 - 01:55Send an E-mail.
01:56 - 01:58We're the best!
01:59 - 02:02Then act like it!
02:03 - 02:06Do I have to do everything myself?
02:06 - 02:08No Moon Pies or tomato sandwiches?
02:09 - 02:11..or Bloody mary's?
02:11 - 02:14It's the one rally I really want.
02:15 - 02:25I missed Alumilina too!
02:28 - 02:31Why did I buy an Airsteam?
02:32 - 02:35I want to tour the Fatherland...
02:36 - 02:39and camp along the way.
02:40 - 02:42Soon my tires will flat spot.
02:43 - 02:50I just ordered a new BMW SUV to tow it with.
02:52 - 02:55The insurance is killing me.
02:56 - 03:00Does anyone care?
03:03 - 03:07We'll still have the pet parade.
03:14 - 03:19I don't take no for an answer.
03:20 - 03:23But I'm beaten by a web site.
03:24 - 03:26An American one.
03:31 - 03:36Bring me the web designer.
03:39 - 03:43I want to find who of you is responsible.
03:46 - 03:49He'll be cleaning my toilet.
03:54 - 03:59I'm finished.