| 00:00 - 00:03 | The flamedeer hunt has begun |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | deer will pop-up here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | they will also be on pinned links |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | so winning should be easy |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I've already caught a bunch |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That Switch 2 is mine |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Uh, my failure |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | hotukdeals |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | hotukdeals have said you need gold to win |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | you don't have any |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone who has never won before, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean by "I need gold?" |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I already have 72 white skeletons |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and 53 silver clowns |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | why do the flamedeer hate me? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's so unfair |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | even that useless Rmcstar has won before |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and he was cursed with bad luck at birth |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and is as much use as a chocolate teapot |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I've won an xbox before, it's complete luck |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | good for you, nobody cares |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | there's always the colouring comp |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | in that case, take these pencils and draw |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | carve some pumpkins too |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I took a week off work for this |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and spend all day on hotukdeals |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I've used up all my holiday leave |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | now I have to cancel my Ibiza plans |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | why are there so many white flamedeer? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and all of Rmcstar's links are useless |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and I've just heard I can't trade gold |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I wanted that Switch 2 |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It'd have been perfect for playing mario kart world |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and a perfect pre-xmas gift |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | but these flamedeer despise me |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't even have a flamedeer plushie |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and Rmcstar always brags about his |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I would even take one of Rmcstar's £3 deer |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but even THAT seems impossible |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | when I get even get a silver mummy |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, there's always the trading thread |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And so another hunt goes by |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | where I'll have no clue how to win |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and be forced to read the winners thread |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Oh well... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | at least Timelord mentioned me in his poems |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and that Rmcstar is a little funny |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go back to hunting everyone |
