The Halloween Flamedeer Hunt

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Parody about the great hotukdeals halloween flamedeer hunt 2025

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00:00 - 00:03The flamedeer hunt has begun
00:04 - 00:05deer will pop-up here
00:05 - 00:07here and here
00:08 - 00:12they will also be on pinned links
00:12 - 00:15so winning should be easy
00:17 - 00:19I've already caught a bunch
00:19 - 00:21That Switch 2 is mine
00:24 - 00:26Uh, my failure
00:27 - 00:28hotukdeals
00:31 - 00:33hotukdeals have said you need gold to win
00:34 - 00:36you don't have any
00:53 - 00:58anyone who has never won before, leave the room
01:13 - 01:15What do you mean by "I need gold?"
01:15 - 01:17I already have 72 white skeletons
01:18 - 01:23and 53 silver clowns
01:25 - 01:28why do the flamedeer hate me?
01:29 - 01:31It's so unfair
01:31 - 01:34even that useless Rmcstar has won before
01:34 - 01:37and he was cursed with bad luck at birth
01:37 - 01:40and is as much use as a chocolate teapot
01:40 - 01:42I've won an xbox before, it's complete luck
01:42 - 01:46good for you, nobody cares
01:46 - 01:48there's always the colouring comp
01:48 - 01:52in that case, take these pencils and draw
01:53 - 01:54carve some pumpkins too
01:56 - 01:57I took a week off work for this
01:57 - 02:00and spend all day on hotukdeals
02:00 - 02:03I've used up all my holiday leave
02:04 - 02:08now I have to cancel my Ibiza plans
02:08 - 02:13why are there so many white flamedeer?
02:14 - 02:16and all of Rmcstar's links are useless
02:17 - 02:21and I've just heard I can't trade gold
02:27 - 02:29I wanted that Switch 2
02:30 - 02:34It'd have been perfect for playing mario kart world
02:34 - 02:36and a perfect pre-xmas gift
02:41 - 02:42but these flamedeer despise me
02:43 - 02:47I don't even have a flamedeer plushie
02:48 - 02:53and Rmcstar always brags about his
02:54 - 02:56I would even take one of Rmcstar's £3 deer
02:56 - 02:59but even THAT seems impossible
03:00 - 03:02when I get even get a silver mummy
03:04 - 03:07Don't cry, there's always the trading thread
03:14 - 03:16And so another hunt goes by
03:19 - 03:23where I'll have no clue how to win
03:25 - 03:26and be forced to read the winners thread
03:31 - 03:33Oh well...
03:40 - 03:46at least Timelord mentioned me in his poems
03:46 - 03:49and that Rmcstar is a little funny
03:53 - 03:56Go back to hunting everyone