Varc loses to the Prophecy and Neel on MNF

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Varc chokes a big lead on MNF to Neel thanks to George Kittle. Their championship odds take a huge hit

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00:00 - 00:03Vik: This acai bowl got me feeling racist fr
00:04 - 00:05Vik: Meowwwww
00:05 - 00:07Ok sir, fucking Fraudio only put up 86 points
00:08 - 00:12Stamm's bitch ass continues to get wiped by the league
00:12 - 00:16And our Jonathan Taylor move looks better and better. FACTS
00:17 - 00:21Marc: We're gonna take the bye from that idiot Guario
00:19 - 00:21.
00:24 - 00:26Sir
00:27 - 00:28We uh
00:31 - 00:33George Kittle scored a 4th Quarter TD to win it for Neel
00:34 - 00:36Guar's "Prophecy" came true
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who believes Khalil Herbert wasn't worth $45 FAAB, leave the room
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
01:15 - 01:17HOW DID THAT INDIAN MAN FUCK ME AGAIN
01:18 - 01:23EVERY DAMN YEAR THAT MOTHERFUCKER SCREWS ME AT THE LAST SECOND
01:25 - 01:28I'm sick and tired of the West
01:29 - 01:31FUCK GUARIO AND HIS LONG ASS
01:31 - 01:34This moron tries to curse me every year
01:34 - 01:37LEAVE ME ALONE. PICK ON SOME SCRUB LIKE RYAN
01:37 - 01:40HE TRADED JACOBS FOR CLYDE'S BUM ASS
01:40 - 01:42Tre McKitty scored 0 for us this week
01:42 - 01:46OF COURSE HE DID. HIS NAME IS LITERALLY A PUSSY
01:46 - 01:48Sir all we need to do is beat Jay this week
01:48 - 01:52You think we are gonna beat that midget?
01:53 - 01:54WITH TRE McPUSSY?!?!?
01:56 - 01:57Every year I make such genius moves
01:57 - 02:00Buying and selling every week
02:00 - 02:03Sending DMs to fools like Gilky trying to dump Miles Sanders
02:04 - 02:08Nobody can trade Ceedee Lamb for Cooks like I can
02:08 - 02:13Or spend $37 FAAB to move up 5 spots in the 11th round to draft Dawson Knox
02:14 - 02:16Those scrubs gave me your idiot ass Vik
02:17 - 02:21And not even ur stupidity can stop me from fleecing these fools
02:27 - 02:29We're gonna end up in the Play-In
02:30 - 02:34No Jonathan Taylor available to save us
02:34 - 02:39And somehow Stamm's lucky white ass is gonna be there and beat us
02:41 - 02:42I can't take this anymore
02:43 - 02:47I NEED TO GO ON ANOTHER LEAVE OF ABSENCE
02:48 - 02:53Maybe I should become a homosexual like Connor
02:54 - 02:56He's so fuckin fruity and his team always overperforms
02:56 - 02:59I'm sure transitioning to gay has it's benefits
03:00 - 03:02It'll feel good when Neel fucks me in the ass every year
03:04 - 03:09It's ok, D'onta Foreman is getting 9 carries this week
03:14 - 03:16I truly can't go on
03:19 - 03:23It's unfathomable how every season ends in such failure
03:25 - 03:26Maybe I'm washed
03:31 - 03:35Nah I'm too much of a genius, like Kanye
03:40 - 03:46Vik I expected nothing from you and I am still disappointed
03:46 - 03:50I hope you never have your own team because the league would be fucked
03:53 - 03:56Get George on the phone