Organisers react to Plastics winning the cup

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The ISIS cup organisers learn that Plastics have won the tournament.

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00:00 - 00:03We've deployed our best bowlers
00:04 - 00:05and targeted the stumps
00:05 - 00:07with fielders here
00:08 - 00:12but despite taking some excellent key early wickets
00:12 - 00:15the Plastics batters are closing in on a win
00:17 - 00:19Well King is injured,
00:19 - 00:21And the slow Bishop is batting
00:24 - 00:26Sir,
00:27 - 00:28Bishop...
00:31 - 00:33Bishop and King have somehow scored 18 off the last over
00:34 - 00:36They have won the cup
00:53 - 00:58Captains of Prince's Head, PMs, Nepos - stay.
01:13 - 01:15How has this happened?
01:15 - 01:17The Plastics are fucking terrible!
01:18 - 01:23They're supposed to be the tournament's whipping boys!
01:25 - 01:28*Sad Australian noises*
01:29 - 01:31They've never won more than 1 game before!
01:31 - 01:34I specifically told you to humiliate them
01:34 - 01:37Who the fuck even is Objective Phil?
01:37 - 01:40You said it was as good as done when they were 4 down
01:40 - 01:42Sir, normally when Pete's out cheaply...
01:42 - 01:46Well CLEARLY they fucking bat deep now!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, this is unprecedented...
01:48 - 01:52Well you were supposed to fill them with beer and Eton mess
01:53 - 01:54IDIOTS!!!
01:56 - 01:57We deliberately lured them to karaoke...
01:57 - 02:00Franco was supposed to help keep them drunk
02:00 - 02:03After I helped with his stupid civil war
02:04 - 02:08They were singing bangers until 2am...
02:08 - 02:13...with stong pale ales and no air conditioning...
02:14 - 02:16then some WENT FOR ANOTHER DRINK!
02:17 - 02:21They looked exhausted, hungover and in pain...
02:27 - 02:29They'd lost their previous six matches...
02:30 - 02:34I fucking love the ISIS cup
02:34 - 02:36It is for strong men...
02:41 - 02:42...winners...
02:43 - 02:47Not a rag-tag "Mean Girls tribute club" of untrained idiots!
02:48 - 02:53Not even a single beefy South African amongst their ranks...
02:54 - 02:56they don't even do fielding drills
02:56 - 02:59And yet somehow they're now taking their catches?
03:00 - 03:02After making them play on the higher elevation pitch
03:04 - 03:07Fun fact - it's 6ft higher!
03:14 - 03:16My beautiful ISIS cup
03:19 - 03:23...sullied by these karaoke loving morons...
03:25 - 03:26Kill them.
03:31 - 03:33Ah no we can't...
03:40 - 03:46We have to invite them back or we just look like sore losers
03:46 - 03:49Plus they have the fucking cup.
03:53 - 03:56I hate the Plastics