Organisers react to Plastics winning the cup
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The ISIS cup organisers learn that Plastics have won the tournament.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've deployed our best bowlers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and targeted the stumps |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | with fielders here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | but despite taking some excellent key early wickets |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the Plastics batters are closing in on a win |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well King is injured, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And the slow Bishop is batting |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bishop... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bishop and King have somehow scored 18 off the last over |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They have won the cup |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Captains of Prince's Head, PMs, Nepos - stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How has this happened? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The Plastics are fucking terrible! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They're supposed to be the tournament's whipping boys! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | *Sad Australian noises* |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They've never won more than 1 game before! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I specifically told you to humiliate them |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who the fuck even is Objective Phil? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You said it was as good as done when they were 4 down |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, normally when Pete's out cheaply... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well CLEARLY they fucking bat deep now! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, this is unprecedented... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well you were supposed to fill them with beer and Eton mess |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IDIOTS!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We deliberately lured them to karaoke... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Franco was supposed to help keep them drunk |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | After I helped with his stupid civil war |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They were singing bangers until 2am... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ...with stong pale ales and no air conditioning... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | then some WENT FOR ANOTHER DRINK! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They looked exhausted, hungover and in pain... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They'd lost their previous six matches... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I fucking love the ISIS cup |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It is for strong men... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | ...winners... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Not a rag-tag "Mean Girls tribute club" of untrained idiots! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Not even a single beefy South African amongst their ranks... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | they don't even do fielding drills |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And yet somehow they're now taking their catches? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | After making them play on the higher elevation pitch |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Fun fact - it's 6ft higher! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My beautiful ISIS cup |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...sullied by these karaoke loving morons... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Kill them. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ah no we can't... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We have to invite them back or we just look like sore losers |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Plus they have the fucking cup. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hate the Plastics |