Age of Empires Mobile
21 views • 9/29/2025
AOEM New Update - funny parody about what to expect from the game
00:00 - 00:03 | Our Desolate Desert Plan |
00:04 - 00:05 | We group here |
00:05 - 00:07 | Then there |
00:08 - 00:12 | Finally there |
00:12 - 00:15 | But it depends on our situation |
00:17 - 00:19 | This sounds good |
00:19 - 00:21 | We need to discuss this further |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader |
00:27 - 00:28 | There is |
00:31 - 00:33 | Another issue, Peter released |
00:34 - 00:36 | Another update |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except R4’s |
01:13 - 01:15 | Who in the hell does he think he is |
01:15 - 01:17 | Every time I turn around |
01:18 - 01:23 | There is another update |
01:25 - 01:28 | I can’t even get drunk without getting a update |
01:29 - 01:31 | What’s that at the bottom of my glass, oh Peter |
01:31 - 01:34 | 100% of the time a new update |
01:34 - 01:37 | What can I do |
01:37 - 01:40 | I can’t do anything about it |
01:40 - 01:42 | You can spend money |
01:42 - 01:46 | Even Karate quit spending |
01:46 - 01:48 | You can enjoy the new content |
01:48 - 01:52 | No I can’t, Apex this EC that, new Citadel level |
01:53 - 01:54 | Renovation, Horses |
01:56 - 01:57 | Adornments, Now boats |
01:57 - 02:00 | He has us by the balls and he knows it |
02:00 - 02:03 | He will squeeze them until they pop |
02:04 - 02:08 | Where is our preset marches, migration, merger |
02:08 - 02:13 | Ring resets, more KvK events. No we get mini games that are not relevant |
02:14 - 02:16 | Shooting bubbles, race cars. |
02:17 - 02:21 | We enjoyed the dice event and battlefield survivor |
02:27 - 02:29 | The Krakens and Whales are |
02:30 - 02:34 | Getting bored, not to mention the F2P community who |
02:34 - 02:36 | Are forgotten about |
02:41 - 02:42 | They don’t care about us |
02:43 - 02:47 | Ctesse is not even spending anymore on this game |
02:48 - 02:53 | How the hell am I supposed to keep up. |
02:54 - 02:56 | I know what I’ll do |
02:56 - 02:59 | Uninstall the game. That will show Peter |
03:00 - 03:02 | And the rest of the devs |
03:04 - 03:07 | Do t worry, he didn’t mean that |
03:14 - 03:16 | I knew this would happen |
03:19 - 03:23 | They dangle new things in front of us and we bite |
03:25 - 03:26 | It’s our fault |
03:31 - 03:33 | I’ll have to sell someone kidney |
03:40 - 03:46 | That way I can afford to keep up with the game and the updates to help the alliance |
03:46 - 03:49 | It’s a never ending cycle of spending |
03:53 - 03:56 | Forget it, I quit |
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