Downfall: Reflecting Pool
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6/21/2026Hitler confronts algae in the Reflecting Pool and explores the true meaning of America’s 250th birthday.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Meridian Hill Cascades are a hot attraction |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Grown men with tears in their eyes |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | are saying the Christopher Columbus fountain has never looked better |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Scotts thinks they can have the grass at the Ellipse repaired by the Easter Egg Roll |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the miniature arch is almost ready to move to the Mall |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The Reflecting Pool is my greatest work of all. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Clean, clear, American Flag Blue! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the Reflecting Pool … |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Reflecting Pool is full of algae. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The blue paint is peeling off the bottom. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who watched the opening of Obama’s library or retweeted Mamdani’s Knicks speech, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean algae?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The manager at Bedminster knows pools! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | My nanobubblers were going to discombobulate the liberals! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I had to ask Russ Vought to steal the money from Yosemite. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Do you have any idea how much I dread talking to that creep?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He’s even weirder than Stephen Miller! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Radical left dumocrats must have vandalized it with chemicals! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Deputize a secret algae police and arrest anyone who comes near the pool until it’s fixed. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, that’s against the 1st, 5th, and 14th Amendments. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Suspend habeas corpus, then! This is an algae invasion! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, we’ve already arrested an Olympian for sticking his hand in the water. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Who would do such a thing? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Years in jail! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | These are very serious crimes having to do with the destruction of National Monuments! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It’s just like when Meloni said she didn’t ask for a picture with me! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Oh, come sign your beautiful MOU at Versailles said Macron! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You think I didn’t see W smiling like a fool at Obama’s library? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Probably giving Michelle the best Starburst flavors while he calls my inauguration weird shit! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Talafreako is going to win Texas! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | A socialist was just elected mayor of Washington DC! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I tried to make it the safest and most beautiful capital in the world. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But Republicans are such tightwads. They have no respect. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Elon Musk’s deranged DOGE boys! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They fired everyone around here who how to fix anything. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And they canceled all the grants because they think historic preservation is DEI! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I just wanted to Freedom 250 to defeat America 250. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I added my name to the Kennedy Center |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | In a show of bipartisanship for America’s 250th birthday. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But a radical left judge made me take it down! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Take heart. The midterms are coming. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I’ll hide the name behind a tarp. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And now I have to give a speech next week in the heat with all the mosquitoes. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Because Milli Vanilli thinks they’re too good for me! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The greatest rally of them all. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The audience will be larger than Elvis in his prime. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And flyovers for your favorite President. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bring me a Diet Coke. |