| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir unfortunately due to commitments |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | F35 cannot operate |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | From more than 2 locations |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | That would be Marham..... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And akrotiri |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well that's fine 809 can |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just cancel their trip and let us go to Vegas |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sir... They are... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are cancelling vegas |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And 809 still get their Gucci new York det |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Only people who deployed on highmast stay behind |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are they taking the piss? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We go away for 8 months |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Taking constant navy bullshit |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Then deploy immediately to Cyprus |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And lose Vegas while |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | 809 sit at home and go to New York |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | No wonder Dougie snapped and lived a double life |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He probably needed to to stay sane |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we are still getting Vegas next year |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Idiot! They'll just cancel that too |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | No! they have promised us |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Are you a total fucking moron |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Vegas is never happening |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They dangle it in front of us |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But always take it away |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Next time it'll be because the navy are crying |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That they haven't had a chance to corrode |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Our jets enough |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I joined the RAF for hotels |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Beach bars and Gucci dets |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But I'm constantly fucked by |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The royal fucking navy |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | . |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They couldn't even get one |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Destroyer out here to help us |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But somehow think they need 2 carriers |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And because of that we have to sit at home |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | When we should be in vegas |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | While 809 jolly up and down the American coast |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, the navy sent a wild cat to aki |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe it's finally time I just pvr'd |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My air force career ended |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | By the navy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe we will go to Vegas in jan |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Or even just a mini det to Norway? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But Akis not so bad |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least we have creamies |
