| 00:00 - 00:03 | News from Tolley's |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Some results are in |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Good news |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Dan Neidle has lost |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Unlike Sprite Creative Marketing |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | God is with us |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Rosser will lose |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Gru |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Rosser... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Rosser has won |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | By a landslide |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody out, except Dildo Dan, Herd and Rennie |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could he win |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | After the work of Oliver Van Outen |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He was exposed as in league with Sanjay |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The property fraud himself |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And money launderer |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now people will believe his lies |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They'll think I'm a fraud |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Neidle and the GJ group's fake news |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Gru, they have the evidence |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It is fake news! Fake news! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Gru, no one believes you |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This is all Sanjay's fault |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And Rosser |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Zoe Clews and Juliette |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Will be laughing at me |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They call me Gru! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Raj and Sophie |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They'll all be laughing |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I deserve the award |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I cleaned up the R&D industry |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Not Rosser, not Neidle |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Me, Steve Christophi |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The people's tax winner |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I will discredit him |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We should've released the Sanjay photoshops, I told you all! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now he has the upper hand... but not for long |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will create WhatsApps |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Showing an affair |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Talking about dogs |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, he'll be in jail soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Stalk his Facebook and LinkedIn |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Make it as believable as we can |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Mention Netflix |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's our only hope |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He thinks he is untouchable so this needs to work |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or I'll have to stop being in denial |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And get some therapy |
