The Jemily Wedding
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4/22/2026The event of the week on Reddit. I don’t think it was meant to get so viral but it did.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | When posting to your socials be sure to use only Coolvetica and Cute Frog for fonts. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You see right here? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | on your laminates? |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And don’t forget EPIC, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Emily Posts Initial Content. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes that is all totally fab. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This will generate so much buzz for the wedding. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Emily…. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Abi.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Abigail has found out she is excluded. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | A Reddit post about you gained, like, so much traction. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | That bitch made out with my fiancé years before I knew him! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who does she think she is?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I totally made |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I totally made this clear! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I cornered Jacob and forced him to cut ties with her! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It’s ok, bro, you can still leave. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I circled and crossed out her redacted name for you all! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Did you listen? No! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This is my day, my party! Some old slut is not ruining it! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We couldn’t anticipate a viral post on Reddit! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck that you inconsiderate bitch! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We have done our best to make this wedding your dream come true! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Dream come true?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck you hoes! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All I ask is one of many things! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And you couldn’t even deliver, Jennifer! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Maid of honor? What was I thinking?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I made this binder of instructions and this is the bullshit I have to deal with?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I spent all this time designing laminating this at Kinko’s |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and you drop the fucking ball! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You’re supposed to be my friends! This was supposed to be life changing for you! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But no! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You’re just jealous of Jemily! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This was an euphoric challenge! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It was supposed to be magical! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A golden opportunity and you pissed it away! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The Jemily Wedding will go on. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But with what rizz? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Jacob should be so lucky to have someone so in control! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I love him even if he is an idiot who made out with Abigail! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Seriously bro, no pussy is that good. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All of the planning… |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The hype buildup, the release date… |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I need a cookie. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I’m sooo upset! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You forgot 9/11 |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You were never supposed to say 9/11. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Start studying your laminates. |