TB GF results emergency meeting

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leaked footage coming out from the harmonious team camp following yesterdays GF results

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00:00 - 00:03It was a heroic 8km victory
00:04 - 00:05This leaves us well ahead of the enemy
00:05 - 00:07Lorry loads of jam will arrive imminently
00:08 - 00:12while our clever losses in the 1km and 10km caught them offguard
00:12 - 00:15it is inevitable that we romp to victory
00:17 - 00:19stop talking bullshit
00:19 - 00:21when is it that we finish them?!
00:24 - 00:26chairman....
00:27 - 00:28it's, it's possible..
00:31 - 00:33we cannot win
00:34 - 00:36they haven't even used their full handicap
00:53 - 00:58anyone who did not apply vaseline this morning, leave now
01:13 - 01:15what the fuck you cunts
01:15 - 01:17we own this fucking competition
01:18 - 01:23i created this whole thing through blood & sweat
01:25 - 01:28i was goddamn chairman for SEVEN seasons
01:29 - 01:31Josh - aren't you the new dictator?
01:31 - 01:34where's your shitting backbone boy?
01:34 - 01:37these fucks are running barefoot
01:37 - 01:40their captain eats lettuce
01:40 - 01:42we have had many injuries. my hip -
01:42 - 01:46what the flying douche-buckets. fuck. your. hip.
01:46 - 01:48chairman - running is so hard. maybe a walking comp would-
01:48 - 01:52i regret the day i set eyes on you bunch of imbeciles
01:53 - 01:54this was supposed to be easy
01:56 - 01:57I forced you in as chair
01:57 - 02:00gave you it all on a plate
02:00 - 02:03how many GF wins do you give me back??
02:04 - 02:08I didnt even want Tom. I told u it had to be Ross
02:08 - 02:13but at least he's managed to get a win
02:14 - 02:16all you have to do is fucking run more
02:17 - 02:21Tom - you're CIO. can't you cook the numbers anymore?
02:27 - 02:29isn't there a rule. we own the ref
02:30 - 02:34check every single strava they've ever submitted
02:34 - 02:36I want to see net vert loss
02:41 - 02:42get forensics on the GPS. Hearts rate. Cadence.
02:43 - 02:47or just find me a short loop
02:48 - 02:53I have a whole fucking victory parade planned
02:54 - 02:56what am i supposed to tell the kids?
02:56 - 02:59that dad lost to a fucking acronym?
03:00 - 03:02all those shitty intervals
03:04 - 03:07he doesn't meant it, he'll do intervals again
03:14 - 03:16Calum hardly ever gives me kudos
03:19 - 03:23Alex runs through a pack of children for breakfast
03:25 - 03:26where's our stomach
03:31 - 03:33or maybe we have too much stomach
03:40 - 03:46we change the rules. we fix the numbers. inverted average of average pace. anything
03:46 - 03:49but this won't happen again.
03:53 - 03:56now bring the jam donuts