TB GF results emergency meeting
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leaked footage coming out from the harmonious team camp following yesterdays GF results
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | It was a heroic 8km victory |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | This leaves us well ahead of the enemy |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Lorry loads of jam will arrive imminently |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | while our clever losses in the 1km and 10km caught them offguard |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | it is inevitable that we romp to victory |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | stop talking bullshit |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | when is it that we finish them?! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | chairman.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | it's, it's possible.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we cannot win |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they haven't even used their full handicap |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone who did not apply vaseline this morning, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what the fuck you cunts |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | we own this fucking competition |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | i created this whole thing through blood & sweat |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | i was goddamn chairman for SEVEN seasons |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Josh - aren't you the new dictator? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | where's your shitting backbone boy? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | these fucks are running barefoot |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | their captain eats lettuce |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | we have had many injuries. my hip - |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | what the flying douche-buckets. fuck. your. hip. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | chairman - running is so hard. maybe a walking comp would- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | i regret the day i set eyes on you bunch of imbeciles |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | this was supposed to be easy |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I forced you in as chair |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | gave you it all on a plate |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | how many GF wins do you give me back?? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I didnt even want Tom. I told u it had to be Ross |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | but at least he's managed to get a win |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | all you have to do is fucking run more |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Tom - you're CIO. can't you cook the numbers anymore? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | isn't there a rule. we own the ref |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | check every single strava they've ever submitted |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I want to see net vert loss |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | get forensics on the GPS. Hearts rate. Cadence. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | or just find me a short loop |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I have a whole fucking victory parade planned |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | what am i supposed to tell the kids? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | that dad lost to a fucking acronym? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | all those shitty intervals |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | he doesn't meant it, he'll do intervals again |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Calum hardly ever gives me kudos |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Alex runs through a pack of children for breakfast |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | where's our stomach |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | or maybe we have too much stomach |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | we change the rules. we fix the numbers. inverted average of average pace. anything |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but this won't happen again. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | now bring the jam donuts |