Hitler Reacts To Dropping Sales For His $400 Cab.
623 views9/26/2024
Direct sales are down but he just won't listen. Goes off on Napa.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Oakville grape prices are now over $25,000 per ton. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | UPS costs are up, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Red Blotch has been found here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | New French oak is $1300 per barrel, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and this custom crush facility charges $6000 per ton. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It will all work out |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | when we raise our bottle price to $400. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Vintner... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sales... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Direct sales are down 40% this release. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Distribution has dried up. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you collect Paso, Barolo, Oregon... please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is so damned unfair! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Our competitors are priced higher than us!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We get the same scores as Harlan at 1/4th the price! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Everyone claims they sell out immediately. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | All gone in one day! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | All this crap about fast sellouts! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They release half, then quietly distribute the rest |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Meanwhile we are here sitting on palates! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we have increased production 300% the last five years. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You said we could sell it all direct, and I believed your bullshit! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you were at $175 just a few vintages ago. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Bullshit, Ghost Horse has been $1500 since 2009. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No problem there! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We have the same consulting winemaker, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the same vineyards and T5 barrels, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | as every other expensive Cab! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Our glass is the heaviest around and our bottles are etched! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All the critics give us 95-100 points year after year, even in 2020! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why did Parker have to retire one year before our first release!!?? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | 94 points from him back in the day you were set for life! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've been a success my whole life. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Bending the business world to my personal will. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This would be my latest victory. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I was told |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Napa Valley was like Beverly Hills but it's more like Beverly Hillbillies! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | $1500 per square foot for old homes in St Helena! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Gas is $6 per gallon here |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And a cup of coffee is $4 with no refills! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And a stupid 13% state income tax!!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you can still host tours. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fred Schrader got out at the top. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He told me the free ride was over. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Now... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the hard work begins. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Call up the bulk wine buyer and see if he wants our excess Cab juice at $35 per gallon. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We'll be lucky to get $10 for the whites. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Cancel the harvest party. |