The Pirate Orc Chronicles - part 2

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CoD - MG story after BMF comeback. Created by Kabak - The Pirate Orc

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FeArDaScar 2 years ago
Kabak u Rock! Kudos to ur creativity!
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Kabak2 years ago
Thanks man! Haha I have so much fun creating these videos xD
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00:00 - 00:03BMF got fully healed, looks like Vagos had a side job allowing him to buy more packs
00:04 - 00:05they provided us nice spanking, we resurged to Krazon
00:05 - 00:07Same as our allies
00:08 - 00:12We picked a position near =BM= which we thought would allow us to rule the region
00:12 - 00:15Unfortunately, KAOS gives a shit, and doesn't allow us to even set the fortress
00:17 - 00:19Minor inconvenience, call Sitter
00:19 - 00:21B_B will show them to fuck off
00:24 - 00:26Dear Monarch
00:27 - 00:28B_B is...
00:31 - 00:33B_B is no longer our ally, after being smacked by NoWa, they told everybody to fuck off
00:34 - 00:36Claiming that politics is too much for baby brain
00:53 - 00:58MuGiWaRa, 9IMaKaCbKa, Zverzzzky, Garibaldi, Вокин stays, everyone else out
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck is going on?
01:15 - 01:17The season started more than great
01:18 - 01:23We started with an epic ass slapping for resurged BMF
01:25 - 01:28Zeroing whoever we found pants down, unshielded
01:29 - 01:31everyone was impressed
01:31 - 01:34even fucking Vagos told us we did great
01:34 - 01:37and you assholes let them for the comeback after barely a day
01:37 - 01:40forcing us to resurge
01:40 - 01:42But Magnat, they were like x3 times our power, we had no chance
01:42 - 01:46These are just numbers, we had the power of friendship
01:46 - 01:48But Magnat it turned out half of our members are fucking farms
01:48 - 01:52That what I was saying all the time - fuck all these farmers
01:53 - 01:54We resurged
01:56 - 01:57Do you have an idea how much it costs to heal all troops after resurgence?
01:57 - 02:00we'll need to farm half of the season
02:00 - 02:03to fill the gap
02:04 - 02:08everyone else will enjoy, fight, secure behemoths
02:08 - 02:13while we'd be the alliance of fucking farmers
02:14 - 02:16I cannot let it happen
02:17 - 02:21I'd need to send gay gwan love emojis assuring we are best friends forever to GWhitefield
02:27 - 02:29Then he should let us complete the fortress
02:30 - 02:34and I'll be called gay by the whole server
02:34 - 02:36a fucking gay farmer
02:41 - 02:42It's unfair
02:43 - 02:47Fucking unfair, unbalanced, scam game
02:48 - 02:53I bought every fucking popup, all daily offers
02:54 - 02:56but it's not enough for these greedy developers
02:56 - 02:59which developed this game in a way
03:00 - 03:02that I can be swarmed by a band of fucking f2p gays
03:04 - 03:07don't cry, I'll have a lot of farming boosts, that will be fun
03:14 - 03:16Now instead of BMF...
03:19 - 03:23.. everyone is gonna make fun...
03:25 - 03:26of us
03:31 - 03:33everything is done
03:40 - 03:46It's a matter of time this fucking pirate orc, what was his name?
03:46 - 03:49Kabak - he will for sure create some shit about us
03:53 - 03:56I only hope it'll have less views than his previous video