Hitler furious alma sign new player
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Hitler is furious to find out his new team mate this season is none other than John Fowler
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The news is out, the teams are announced |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | This seasons whitecliffs pool leagues |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Will be one of the biggest across Central Europe |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The alma are favourites to win the league again |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Unfortunately new developments have hindered our progress |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I assume tom cousins was busy |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And instead we've only signed carl morris |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Unfortunately |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Its bad news |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Weve signed john Fowler on a permanent deal |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He was all that was left at short notice |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All none pool players leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | John fucking Fowler |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Hes absolutely fucking useless |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What silly cunt thought to sign him |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You couldn't even give him away |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Wanker !!!!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Of all the available players |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We sign that braindead moron |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Seriously what were you thinking |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But he once beat kyren Wilson |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Anyone could beat that silly cunt |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He also beat john roe but he never mentions it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Its 1 frame pool you fucking spastic |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Hes shit !!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He tells us hes improved massively |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Then celebrates drawing 6.6 with andrew fucking byrne |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He claims to have made centuries at snooker |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But he can't score 20 whenever ive watched him |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Hes got more fucking stories than deal library |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Hes absolutely pony |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We have an alma team of quality players |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Kirby nath shake ian |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Belse challis jamie hollie hobbsy |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even jon fucking robson is better |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We're fucked |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Of all the talented players available |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We sign pools equivalent of stevie fucking wonder |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Seriously what were you thinking |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Mick hill, potts, melling. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Id have settled for anyone of those |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont be upset nessa hes not that bad |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How are we supposed to go to the national finals |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | With that big eared halfwit |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck my life |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We are in Serious trouble |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Theres only one thing for it now |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Im gonna have to swallow my pride |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Someone ring gav webb and get him back |