Guy reacts
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Guy finds out that the water man is not coming on his holiday in Bequia.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein fuhrer you have directed us to sail to Basil's Bar |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It is 20 nautical miles |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | from our current anchorage. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | However we need to fill up with water |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the water taxi is currently busy |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We've got to get to Basil's - |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Everyone there is so white. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fuhrer...the |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the water man... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...the water man cannot come for 2 hours |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It'll be too late for Basil's. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who didn't whitey last night are to leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I WANT TO GO TO BASIL'S |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | MY PARENTS USED TO GO IN THE 80S |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WITH THE REST OF SW19 |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How can the water man simply not arrive |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This gorgeous gorgeous |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | holiday destination |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | IS FULL OF USELESS INCOMPETENT PEOPLE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | NOW I CANNOT GO TO BASIL'S |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer, everyone is happy here |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HAPPY IN THIS FLOATING CAR PARK? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer, we can stay here. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm not staying here. The food is not beige. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And we've been stiffed twice. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Button has already paid £50 for a mango |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | She handed over the cash - willingly - |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | to the Stiffler. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I will only permit stiffings by either Soho House |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | or the proprietors of Basil's Bar |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Certainly not the desperate inhabitants |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | of this small and underprivileged island community. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | David - get me a Pina Colada |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Make it fucking cold. And no snot please. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and then im going to strangle the water man. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The only good thing |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | this WHOLE HOLIDAY |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | was when Mr Tomorrow stiffed the stiffler |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | in Union Island |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | By buying tuna direct from his source. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Thereby depriving him of an honest wage. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Button. £50 for a single mango is not that bad. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess we have to stay here. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | In this gorgeous fucking paradise. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Go on without me - |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | To the floating bar. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll tell Josh Parrack I won't be at Basils |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and will take care of my stiffy here instead |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And then I'll follow you on later. |