| 00:00 - 00:05 | The Auckland Blues. Semi-final time. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The big match of the season. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | The Blues have All Blacks all over the field. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | It's their time. Revenge match. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | The Cantabs were up 25-0 after about 3 minutes of the match. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | LOL |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | The Blues played like lost goldfish... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | ...drowning in a shallow puddle on the moon. |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | aaaahh haha |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Hoskins Sotutu was so invisible... |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | ... he basically committed All Black career suicide. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | So bad he got himself dropped... |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | ... from all NZ rugby squads. |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Effective immediately. |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Maybe even sacked before halftime. |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Dumbest babies |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | ever |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | The Blues coach was... |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | ...probably in the Cantabs coaches booth, |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | ...laughing at his own clueless players with his old mate Razor. |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Akira Ioane. Another big tough guy.... |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | ...walks around like a giant baby who had his nappies put on backwards. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No, seriously though. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | All the best Cantab players are injured. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | This is the Cantabs B team. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Beauden Barrett demands to play at 1st 5. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Doesn't want to tackle. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Doesn't want anyone to touch him. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Saving the bod for another Japan payday. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | hahaha |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | ... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Fuck the Blues says Beaudy. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Blues team culture? |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | This Blues team has about as much team culture as a black hole. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | A black hole that just fell into another black hole. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Steve Hawking could've played better? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | From the grave, buddy. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | 52-0 after about 8 minutes. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | ... |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Half the Blues players were already back on the team bus by halftime. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | I think I saw the Blues bench guys on their phones? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Trying to call their agents. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | A team in Somalia wants me? |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Make it happen. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Sure, I'll play C-grade club rugby in the Amazon jungle. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | How soon do you want me? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I can come right now if you like. |
