A2N Scrambles Yet Again
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Word about the article is spreading fast. |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | We've sent out our email directives |
| 00:05 - 00:08 | to have our members rally immediately at Elgin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | with flights arriving at O'Hare as we speak |
| 00:12 - 00:16 | with travel costs dropping sharply after Arirang. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Be sure to setup Zoom invites |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | for those whose salvations |
| 00:20 - 00:22 | I'm seriously questioning right now. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Pastor Ed |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | Michigan.. |
| 00:31 - 00:32 | Michigan Daily had the indignity |
| 00:32 - 00:34 | to actually report what you said to them |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | during their interview with you. |
| 00:53 - 01:00 | Would those who helped usurp Becky back in 2005 remain, the rest of you may leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why do you sycophants listen to me so much?! |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | You guys know I can't have just yes-men around! |
| 01:19 - 01:24 | I kicked out all the dissenters; those remaining are hollowed shells of their former selves. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We've been amassing so many enemies over the years. |
| 01:30 - 01:33 | New Student Welcome Night may as well be |
| 01:33 - 01:35 | New Redditor Welcome Night |
| 01:35 - 01:38 | Wasting all that Korean barbeque |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | On ingrates who'll only spout all sorts of evil against us. |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | Pastor Ed with all due respect the same canned responses... |
| 01:43 - 01:45 | Are you even a Christian?! |
| 01:45 - 01:46 | Don't you know how much I poured myself out as a living sacrifice?! |
| 01:46 - 01:47 | Pastor Ed |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | No one here questions the sacrifices you've made... |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | Yet you question our "core DNA," |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | a Christian factory refined into excellence... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Show me an alternative! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | We have half-assed churches as the inheritors |
| 01:58 - 02:00 | Of this so-called "Christian" nation |
| 02:00 - 02:04 | who can do nothing but bicker about petty culture wars |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Or become readily swayed by political demagoguery |
| 02:09 - 02:12 | Our God is a God of Excellence |
| 02:12 - 02:15 | And our church will be a reflection of His excellence |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | A god-damned shining city on a hill |
| 02:17 - 02:18 | Billy Graham got nothing on me |
| 02:18 - 02:19 | Tim Keller could've been so much more |
| 02:19 - 02:20 | If he'd gone Confucian |
| 02:20 - 02:22 | To leverage compliance! |
| 02:27 - 02:30 | As for this article, we'll shake it off |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Feign reform and rebrand |
| 02:32 - 02:34 | Further obfuscate and twist doctrine |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We can't be stopped because |
| 02:36 - 02:38 | there's no accountability with the Southern Baptists |
| 02:40 - 02:43 | The bar is so low, we can keep doing our thing |
| 02:43 - 02:48 | May those Redditors never inherit the Kingdom |
| 02:49 - 02:53 | May they suffer on this side of Heaven and their pleas echo in only the emptiest of spaces |