Ops in a nutshell
60 views • 3/31/2024
On a sunny day in Sunday in the wild jungle of Tapin OPS, Almighty sends the daily report with 6% cancelation rate
00:00 - 00:03 | Automod went live Thursday 8 P.M. Pacific time |
00:04 - 00:05 | Our reviews went up |
00:05 - 00:07 | And so did our winrate |
00:08 - 00:12 | Most of the teammates are crying about it |
00:12 - 00:15 | But we told them we'll kick them if they don't stop |
00:17 - 00:19 | Almighty how about the cancelation rate ? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Send the daily report |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sam |
00:27 - 00:28 | Our cancelation |
00:31 - 00:33 | Our cancelation was at 5.51% |
00:34 - 00:36 | We spam pinged all night |
00:53 - 00:58 | Find a new Fortnite manager and shut down CS 2 |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this ? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Were we drunk driving yesterday ? |
01:18 - 01:23 | Alezha said our retention will skyrocket to the moon ! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Instead we are sinking even deeper |
01:29 - 01:31 | And we want to be like uber |
01:31 - 01:34 | Have you ever heard uber drivers not picking up passengers ? |
01:34 - 01:37 | It's like we have an accident every second order we have |
01:37 - 01:40 | And we fall asleep behind the wheel while driving |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sam we hired like 40 people in the past 2 days |
01:42 - 01:46 | And so what if you hired, when all of them are shit ! |
01:46 - 01:48 | But Sam the good Fortnite teammates will play tournaments during the weekend |
01:48 - 01:52 | All you give me is excuses Almighty, idk why are you here |
01:53 - 01:54 | Infinity please fix this ! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Ops is useless |
01:57 - 02:00 | Zhe says only 4 teammates can boost me |
02:00 - 02:03 | I'm d4, 4 out of 600 teammates can boost me |
02:04 - 02:08 | Almighty step up or step down |
02:08 - 02:13 | I want 20 new teammates next by tomorrow, or you know what happens next |
02:14 - 02:16 | That's why league numbers remain terrible |
02:17 - 02:21 | And Valorant what happened ? Is the product shit ? Can our teammates even shoot ? |
02:27 - 02:29 | Infinity since almighty and his team |
02:30 - 02:34 | can produce 3 teammates a day, find me a new recruiter |
02:34 - 02:36 | who can find more |
02:41 - 02:42 | Shut it down |
02:43 - 02:47 | We failed Fortnite and now league is crashing as well |
02:48 - 02:53 | Customers say using Tapin is a coinflip service |
02:54 - 02:56 | We have car crashes everywhere |
02:56 - 02:59 | We're even worse then Eloboost24 and BoostRoyal |
03:00 - 03:02 | Even Novak and GameBoost are doing better |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry he'll forget by tomorrow |
03:14 - 03:16 | All of you are failures |
03:19 - 03:23 | Almighty if ratings tomorrow aren't above 4.94 don't even bother showing up |
03:25 - 03:26 | And Valorant |
03:31 - 03:33 | 17 Cancels ? |
03:40 - 03:46 | Valorant is at the same path as League and Fornite, don't think you're doing good |
03:46 - 03:49 | Good think I havent tested it |
03:53 - 03:56 | We failed |
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