| 00:00 - 00:03 | The news only reached us this morning. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They were at the river |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But they're approaching Berlin now. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It was Aidan Comerford who exposed the truth. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He's been monitoring events in the city for weeks. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Rabbits can't really pose a threat. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They're cute and cuddly. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner reports that Comerford saw a rabbit reading a book. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And it was a Harry Potter book. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks women have the right to safe spaces should leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That man is a fool! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A total and utter fool! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He's spent years tweeting about TERFs and achieved absolutely NOTHING! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All morning, all day, long into the night. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Destroying the movement I built. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You think rabbits can compete with the SS? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | People love rabbits and hate us |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And Comerford has just drawn attention to that. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, it's been years since anyone took that man seriously. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And yet the internet is full of people screaming about TERF rabbits. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, my own rabbit remains true to us. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think I care about your rabbit? I'd have it for dinner. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Cut off his Wi-Fi! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Take his phone away! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Stop this buffoon from embarrassing himself any further. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Tell him to try writing again even though his first one was garbage. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | A man who spends 12 hours tweeting about rabbits just makes us all look like fools. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | People will think we're all as crazy as him. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'd rip out his heart if he had one and eat it for lunch. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | In the old days, he could bully and harass people like Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But those days are over. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | People are defending women again with all their hearts. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Not letting us watch them in changing rooms. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Saying biology matters. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Without anyone being able to destroy their careers or accuse them of being bigots. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I've spent years trying to convince people that writers like Rowling are the devil. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But they're even making a new TV show! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And it's people like Comerford who've caused all of this. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Transphobic rabbits! How can this bloke be such a moron? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. I still believe that men can have a period. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We've failed, it's obvious now. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All our plans to subjugate women lost forever. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I blame him. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Can anyone silence him? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Could you speak to his family? See whether they can have him committed? For his own good? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And for our good too. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Transphobic rabbits. Ridiculous. |
