The Friday of your life
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King's Road pub crawl - Chris, Charlie, Dom, Will, Josh, Ollie
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you know this afternoon we have the Friday of our lives |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | at 5pm we all meet at |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the Pheonix on King's Road |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We will take our finest boys on an ambitious pub crawl with a target of |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | a minimum 12 pints across the best pubs on Kings Road |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You lot are too old |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | it's - what -14 years since you left Nottingham |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Charlie: We are world class boozers and have snus to help |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We are in our prime - FACT |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who can't even down a pint - Lovelace, Le Pard, Day - fuck off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you completely insane |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You talk of this Pub Crawl as if you were uni boys still |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You need a game plan or you wont get past 5 pints before you're in bed again |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Charlie, enough about Tabitha |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | get her out of your head, move on |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | you've got to focus on the beers for Christ's sake |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You need to bring your best form from your days at University |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | talking of which, Ollie, you didn't even go to Nottingham why are you here |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer I work in insurance - I'm better than them at downing a pint |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That's not the point it's about how many pints you can have |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, it's Josh you need to worry about |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yes I haven't even started on that little fucking pussy |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | REIGATE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What the hell where you thinking, you're never out anymore |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You can't even have a beer after work |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Let alone a fucking 12 pinter pub crawl |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You need to forget your fucking wives and children |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And focus everything on each fucking pint you have. Inch by inch.... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ...gulp by fucking gulp |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Nothing else fucking matters this afternoon... not even Mkango |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Go out there and be your best |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Take each pint and fucking own it |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Suck it down like it's your last ever |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If you were planning your best |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why the fuck didn't you bring Marcus who can at least help you win a boat race |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Have you thought about how this will look when you get stuck at 5 pints |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You're going to have to smash on the cocktails |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | To make up for being 35 year olds has-beens |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And Charlie forget about Tabitha |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok he's addicted to snus anyway |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If you don't throw everything at this it's over |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's down to each of you to find it in yourself |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Look around |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Today, these are your brothers |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If you get this right, your grandkids might one day tell the tales of this Friday |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And you'll be forever remembered as the best boozers |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go out and be your best today |