| 00:00 - 00:05 | Miyamoto tells me to "come sit down, we have a problem" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | People aren't liking the intermissions |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We spent 11 years on this |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | And the ungrateful fuckers are voting random online to avoid it |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I tell him to make random choose intermissions |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | He goes with it! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Actually goes with it! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | That's my pay check sorted for the month! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | The fuckers |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | They tell us they don't like it, but they can't do shit |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | They keep getting screwed |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | $80 and now they're fucked |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | "workaround" my ass |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | We've got them by the leesh |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | 'its boring' they say... |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | ...then play it some more! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | They say... |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | They say we ruined the game |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | ...We sold 2 million fucking copies |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | They keep giving us the money to get fucked |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Fuck listening to the community |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Just give me my drug money! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No, no, but seriously |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We had a revolutionary vision |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | It's worth the $80... |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | STRAIGHT LINES |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Driving simulation |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | All the new tech for nothing |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Even my dog could play these matches! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Fuck them |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | $80 |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Boring my ass |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | They say we've lost our touch... |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Then they buy physical AND digital copies |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Remember the old days where we spent time developing actual fucking tracks? |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Spending actual effort? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yeh, 'effort', fuck that |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Give them the ability to do fancy driving... |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | On fucking nothing they can play |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Oh my life is so fucking good |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What about the open world? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | It's fucking empty, there's nothing in it |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | We give them digital stickers and they're happy! |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Funding my payroll... |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | STRAIGHT LINES |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | They're so desperate it's unreal |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | And to think we made our losses back from the WiiU with this |
