| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Iranian military is having a hard time with these new Zionist attacks |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It seems we are fucked |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our anti air defenses have been crippled here, here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Russian radars we bought have no operational manuals. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | This radar here is actually a semi functioning garbage truck. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Our air force will take care of the Zionist pigs |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They will sort it out in no time.. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My supreme leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our air force.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Our air force is not functioning since 1990 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Please don’t kill me - It's not my fault |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody leave but Krahen, Yodela, Khareps, and Bogdhan |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I gave an order! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Maintaining the air force was my order! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How does this keep happening to me? How dare they? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I ordered Hizballah also |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I told them to attack Netanyahu. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That fucking rat Sinwar. He started this shit ! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why did he attack on October Seven? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Everything was going as planned |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My supreme leader, He did what we asked him to.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I didn’t ask him to start the downfall of the ‘Axis of Resistance’ |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My supreme leader, how could he know ? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He should have known. He fucked around, and now we found out ! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Small steps |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Thats what I told him |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Don’t make them go all 'medieval on all our asses' |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now how do we look?? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Fucking beepers exploding |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | My best friend, trapped under 10 feet of concrete, smelling his own shit |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And counting the minuets till he expires |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And Bashar al-Assad running away from Syria, at the first sign of trouble. Traitor!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never wanted 72 virgins... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I like my women with experience - I like them masculine |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Maybe a little manly, is that so wrong ? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Rat!! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I have been betrayed by that rat that I helped raise, nurture, and mentor |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Is this what I get after all these years? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I have been nothing but good to the Iranian people |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Yes.. I have spent all our money on proxies and nuclear weapons |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But not for me!! for my people !! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, we will have our revenge on them |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I hate virgin girls |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I never really saw the appeal |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It is stupid |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My pipi doesn’t really work anymore anyway |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | When I die, like all my friends, how will I face them and all their virgins? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They will expect to see this great man - The supreme leader |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | What a disappointment they will have |
