Hitlers Supersport
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Adolf not happy with his SS order
Morgan Supersport needing fettling.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Now the Supersport is back from Morgan |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | with the faults sorted you can take |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It for a test drive here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | past the Russian patrols |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | avoiding this area |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Make sure the hard top is taken off |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | While the sun is shining through the smoke |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, we still can’t get the hardtop off |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Technicians are still trying to remove it |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have sent for rocket scientists from the V2 factory |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Also the phone charger still isn’t working, it’s only use is now as a phone holder |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except the spec and options committee. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Eva begged me to order a Porsche |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | begged me, but I listened to you idiots |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | who convinced me this pile of English crap would make a good replacement for the 770K Mercedes |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And now look where we are |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I should have known |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I knew it would be a disaster when |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I found out the Italians would be in charge. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I’m surprised the frigging thing hasn’t got five reverse gears and one forward. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I’m sure you and Eva will love it when the soft top is working. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It leaks like a f****** sieve her blond barnet is as flat as a pancake now |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Once we get the hardtop off, we can fix it. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And what about the friggin’ phone charger |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | If I had wanted a phone holder |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I would have bought one off EBay for two quid. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And what about the dents and missing trim? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and the squeaks and rattles |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I would phone Goring and order what’s left of the |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Luftwaffe to bomb Malvern if my frigging phone wasn’t flat |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And what happened to that idiot Hess |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I ordered him to fly to Morgan with a list of complaints - where is he? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I asked the paint shop to put little swastikas on the bonnet |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and they put two LGBTQ 🏳️🌈instead flags. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Those dumkopfs are sending me mental |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I should have been tooling around the Yorkshire Dales now |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Instead of being stuck in this godforsaken bunker |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Waiting for these repairs and infernal corrections |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | By the time it gets sorted, the Russians will be here |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And I could have bought five friggin Panzers for the price of it |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They will be making Beetles in Malvern when I’ve done with them |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn’t mean it - he’ll get used to it |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It’s no good |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have to admit defeat |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Do you think I can still |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Get a full refund |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Or even a part ex |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | for a Plus Four |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Why didn’t I order a Porsche? |