| 00:00 - 00:03 | Morning Heir Mike. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Just to let you Know, we have searched the surrounding area |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We cant find any decent tents. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Weve even been round to The Bombardiers place |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | & he's hidden all the good ones. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Widen the search area then |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I must have a MSR Hubba Hubba NX |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But Heir Mike, the only one we know of |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Is the one Scottish Prepper 73 has |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | & he's hiding it along with all his Delta 2's |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Cant you settle for one from Argos |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Evac, New City Prepper & Rob P. get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fcuks going on? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I leave you to do a simple job |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | & you just fcuk about, playing with your power banks |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Call yourself preppers |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | dont worry Evil Girl |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You need to sort yourselves out |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | otherwise Im going to put |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Old Bloke in charge & he'll make you play with Skippy. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But mike, we tried |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Wheres Hawkins when I need him |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Its not our fault, your clumsy |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Im not getting wet again. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | my legs are chaffing, now |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | after Mrs UKUP ripped |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the testosterone out of me. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I feel like your all taking the piss |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Even other youtubers are mocking me, now. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It wont be long now & Keir Starmer will be |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ripping it out of me, FFS. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If you dont sort this out soon |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Im going to hand it all over |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | to Flunky fukin Prepper |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | & he can get all my |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | likes & subs, I bet he |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | has a tent without holes in it. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Look, if you cant find a tent |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | get me one of those daft Tarps |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | the Bomardier keeps banging |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | on about, atleast I can keep the C300 dry |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry Evil Girl, Hawkins & Barry will sort it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Im completely shocked |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | how you have all let me down |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I think its time for me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | to call it a day |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Ive given up all this time, preparing you lot for the end |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Put out a statement thanking everyone |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Im retiring to Scunthorpe. |
