A bunker in Wicklow 15th May 2026
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Team 22 have gone missing from the Wicklow Way Relay. Their Captain is on the war path
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Captain Benson, Team 22's tracker signal has dropped out |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Naylor was last seen here, Captain |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 5km south of Iron Bridge |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But he was searching Iron Spacebridge on Google Maps |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It's a common mistake |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Is this a joke? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Naylor was our best chance |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Captain Benson... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Naylor... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Naylor isn't good with tech |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And failed Scouts |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The folllowing stay here, Cleary, McDonald, O'Malley, Levins |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the heck is a Spacebridge? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Does he think this is a Comicon Convention? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I hope he's gored by Mangan's bull up there |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Not that the rest of you have faired any better |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | McDonald, twisting your ankle taking selfies |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And you O'Malley, carousing all night before the race |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Cleary! hiding injury just to stay on the team |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Levins You're enjoying yourself too much |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I'm really sorry its just that I love this event so much |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | While I spent 4 hours in Glendalough with a poxy clipboard |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You looked imperious in the hi-viz Captain |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Call yourselves trail runners? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fun Runners more like |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Not a single recce between you |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You expect a fanfare in Gaffneys? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | A warm can of Tennants in the car more like |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | McDonald, you're in the worst shape of all |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Eadie got lost on leg 2 last year and stilll beat you |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Give me strength |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have run all 8 legs myself |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I could do it you know |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Such a bunch of amateurs |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | At least Carbury recces |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And Keane and Duff |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But Jesus wept, Naylor! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Prancing around the wind turbines all day |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | In glorious oblivion |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What will Terry think of us |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The "Also Rans" |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Alex will get through this |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All my planning was ignored |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | No windproof jackets, abismal parking |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Dropped tracker |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I think I need a damned G&T |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And I'd better send an Uber for Dr Spaceman |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Artane Beaumount are entering a team next year |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Imagine planning that! |