A bunker in Wicklow 15th May 2026

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Team 22 have gone missing from the Wicklow Way Relay. Their Captain is on the war path

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00:00 - 00:03Captain Benson, Team 22's tracker signal has dropped out
00:04 - 00:05Naylor was last seen here, Captain
00:05 - 00:075km south of Iron Bridge
00:08 - 00:12But he was searching Iron Spacebridge on Google Maps
00:12 - 00:15It's a common mistake
00:17 - 00:19Is this a joke?
00:19 - 00:21Naylor was our best chance
00:24 - 00:26Captain Benson...
00:27 - 00:28Naylor...
00:31 - 00:33Naylor isn't good with tech
00:34 - 00:36And failed Scouts
00:53 - 00:58The folllowing stay here, Cleary, McDonald, O'Malley, Levins
01:13 - 01:15What the heck is a Spacebridge?
01:15 - 01:17Does he think this is a Comicon Convention?
01:18 - 01:23I hope he's gored by Mangan's bull up there
01:25 - 01:28Not that the rest of you have faired any better
01:29 - 01:31McDonald, twisting your ankle taking selfies
01:31 - 01:34And you O'Malley, carousing all night before the race
01:34 - 01:37Cleary! hiding injury just to stay on the team
01:37 - 01:40Levins You're enjoying yourself too much
01:40 - 01:42I'm really sorry its just that I love this event so much
01:42 - 01:46While I spent 4 hours in Glendalough with a poxy clipboard
01:46 - 01:48You looked imperious in the hi-viz Captain
01:48 - 01:52Call yourselves trail runners?
01:53 - 01:54Fun Runners more like
01:56 - 01:57Not a single recce between you
01:57 - 02:00You expect a fanfare in Gaffneys?
02:00 - 02:03A warm can of Tennants in the car more like
02:04 - 02:08McDonald, you're in the worst shape of all
02:08 - 02:13Eadie got lost on leg 2 last year and stilll beat you
02:14 - 02:16Give me strength
02:17 - 02:21I should have run all 8 legs myself
02:27 - 02:29I could do it you know
02:30 - 02:34Such a bunch of amateurs
02:34 - 02:36At least Carbury recces
02:41 - 02:42And Keane and Duff
02:43 - 02:47But Jesus wept, Naylor!
02:48 - 02:53Prancing around the wind turbines all day
02:54 - 02:56In glorious oblivion
02:56 - 02:59What will Terry think of us
03:00 - 03:02The "Also Rans"
03:04 - 03:07Alex will get through this
03:14 - 03:16All my planning was ignored
03:19 - 03:23No windproof jackets, abismal parking
03:25 - 03:26Dropped tracker
03:31 - 03:33I think I need a damned G&T
03:40 - 03:46And I'd better send an Uber for Dr Spaceman
03:46 - 03:49Artane Beaumount are entering a team next year
03:53 - 03:56Imagine planning that!