Joris Reaction
342 views12/6/2025
Just Jokes dont get all in a tizzy this is purely comical and no disrespect to the GOAT
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Juan Hander8 months ago
That was some funny 🫏 💩 !!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Listen up joris its time to come to a realization |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | you didnt make Roc or Grands main |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Got beat by our new u23 guy from here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With the history of titles and even the gold... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | you see we checked we cant move enough budget |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I can take a paycut |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Ill go to $75k and give Barry $500 a month |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Goat |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Unfortunately |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Christophe said you are all but done |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Pack it up and head back to Lyon |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | LEAVE NOW UNLESS YOU HAVE A W1 WORLD CUP OR OLYMPIC GOLD |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU THINK IM DONE? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I JUST WON THE FUCKING GOLD |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ON A PURPLE FUCKING TRACK IN LATEX PANTS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THOSE CRYBABIES IN THE HALLWAY |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I RACED THESE KIDS FAST AS SHIT |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ALL OVER THE GLOBE SHITTY TRACKS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ARGENTINA SINGLE FILE BULLSHIT |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | OLYMPIC QUALIFYING STARTS IN 6 MONTHS |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU THINK OLIVIERA IS GONNA FUCKING OUTPOINT ME |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | PIECZANOWSKY, HE IS THE U23 BADASS |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | MOTOFILL LIKE THE REST OF THESE ASSHOLES |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ILL CUT THAT KIDD OFF AT WILL |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | ONE WIN AT A RAIN RACE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AND YOU THINK HE IS READY TO REPLACE THE GOAT |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THE BEST FRENCHMAN SINCE THOMAS FUCKIN ALLIER |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ABSOLUTLEY NOT I BUILT THIS BRAND WHILE PETE D SIPPED ESPRESSO IN CERRITOS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | CHRISTOPHE HASN'T DONE SHIT SINCE SPECIALIZED MT DEW IN 1997 AND IM CUT? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ITS HARD TO RIDE THIS SHIT |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | MY WRISTS HURT BACK IS JACKED AND YOU GIVE ME MORE CARBON SHIT? BULLSHIT! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | NEXT DAMN THING YOU KNOW |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | THEY SUGGEST I RIDE VET |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | LIKE I CANT HANG IN ELITE |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | IM THE MAN |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | FOR I AM THE 6 TIME CHAMP AND THE GOLD MEDALIST |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND UNTIL SOME JERKOFF BEATS ME I AM THE BACKBONE OF THIS ROSTER |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | IZAACK YOU THINK THAT CHOKE ARTIST TAKES MY SPOT? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | HASNT WON THE GRANDS AND SEALED THE DEAL YET |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | HIS HAIRCUT IS CUTE BUT STARTS ARE SHIT |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | DONT WORRY TEEGAN ITS FINE |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | UCI SEASON IS MONTHS AWAY |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | IF IM NOT LEADING WORLD CUP IN 6 MONTHS |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ILL QUIT |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | BUT NOT BEFORE |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I TELL YOU ONE THING I WILL NOT BE HOLDING A SWEAT TOWEL FOR THAT ARTHUR PILARD FUCKER |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | OR SYLVAIN THAT LITTLE FUCK |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | SOMEONE FETCH MY ROLLERS |