| 00:00 - 00:03 | Speaking of the LEQ |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You wrote that |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Maria Theresa invaded Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | after taking Silesia back from Russia |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and beheading Lenin by guillotine the following month |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well yes, because Prussia and Russia are the same thing |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That's why their names are so similar |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm afraid... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I'm afraid the test scores arrived this morning. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You got a zero. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who got a 3 or better on the exam, leave this room immediately. |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | How could this have happened? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I studied for hours and hours! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I attended every lecture! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I laughed at all of Dr. Raymond's jokes |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | even the ones that weren't funny! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I spent hours making Quizlet flashcards! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I got an infraction for using my phone to do it during study hall! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I read the textbook cover to cover |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | That was the AP Calc textbook |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I practiced sourcing documents during anatomy class! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | That's a time management issue on your part |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Like all the time I spent going over practice questions |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What is Dr. Raymond going to say?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | She stayed up until midnight for three weeks straight |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | trying to get the French Revolution lectures just right |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And she was grading our essays the night before her wedding! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Because she's INSANE! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I knew I should have taken AP Psych |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Then I'd have a better understanding |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | of why Dr. Raymond insisted on torturing us |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And those stupid GEO-SPRITE sheets |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I couldn't even use them on my LEQ practice exercise! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Do you realize how much I hated that? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And those SAQs! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | She said to write in full sentences. Why won't bullet points work? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Napoleon never had to put up with this crap! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This whole thing is a scam |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I want my $98 back |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Then I could have bought more coffee! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, at least he answered all the MCQs |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Oh %&!# ... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just realized I left the ones about the Industrial Revolution blank. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Stupid flying shuttles |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Three hours of my life...gone |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do you think Dr. Raymond is still proud of me? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | She did draw a smiley face on my quiz once |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Should have re-applied to art school... |
