ALG decides to take a summer holiday in Berlin
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ALG decides to take a summer holiday in Berlin. The Nazi régime is not happy about this and decides to take action.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gentlemen, we have just received information |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | that Frenchie ALG wants to visit |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Berlin this summer. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He'll be arriving by car, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | in a shitty old Peugeot. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No problem, we'll arrest him |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | at the border. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Listen, boss... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ALG... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ALG is a dangerous tourist. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He will be armed. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Every bastard déhors except for Steyert, Krummenacker, Carter, and Benoît Siat. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking crazy? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We cannot allow ALG into Germany! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The guy is a madman! An ex-communications director! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Jesus Christ, his salary was too high! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And all he had were crazy ideas |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | about how to improve a company's profile! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Imagine the chaos he will create here! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Nothing but tourist bad behaviour! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, I must defend him! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck off, you idiot! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, he'll spend a lot of money here! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Spend money in Germany, you say? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's a "radin"!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The last time he took out his wallet |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | was for a prostitute behind the train station |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | for a blow-job! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And he tried to pay her in old Deutch Marks, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | not even in fucking Euros, bordel! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | For the love of God... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We have to shoot him at the border like we should have done with Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | No, we cannot allow this. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I alone can stop him. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | To protect Europe from a madman. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Jesus! How can you even |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | think about letting him into our glorious country? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What a horror for the German people! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But don't worry... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'll shoot him myself... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | spill his blood everywhere... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, he's been on the schnapps again. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We must assassinate him |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | before he and his family enter Germany. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We can do that. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If not, all is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But make sure he spends some money before we shoot him. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Our economy needs the money. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bloody French tourists! |