Where are the Nails?!

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The evil terrorist HeyBarmby is at it again, this time chewing out his admins

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00:00 - 00:03HeyBarmby has set up a new community server
00:04 - 00:05We've added custom mods
00:05 - 00:07you can find weed seeds here
00:08 - 00:12in every shed around the map
00:12 - 00:15and in industrial areas such as this one, here.
00:17 - 00:19It's important for building
00:19 - 00:21that nails be found easily and often
00:24 - 00:26Umm
00:27 - 00:28you see...
00:31 - 00:33We've reduced nails significantly
00:34 - 00:36for server stability
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out except for Ropain, Sweetgooch, Tokin and Datalore
01:13 - 01:15Have you lost your minds?
01:15 - 01:17People are going to go insane
01:18 - 01:23The number of fucking tickets we're going to receive
01:25 - 01:28They'll be bitching in the Discord
01:29 - 01:31I told you after Livonia
01:31 - 01:34I'm never going to run a server again
01:34 - 01:37You assholes begged and begged
01:37 - 01:40for another community server, a Chernarus server
01:40 - 01:42The bases will be too big
01:42 - 01:46Xodus needs space for all the other factions gear
01:46 - 01:48Sir. The server won't be able to handle it
01:48 - 01:52You think I give a shit about user experience
01:53 - 01:54MORE NAILS!!
01:56 - 01:57Basebuilding is the lifeblood
01:57 - 02:00of a quality DayZ experience
02:00 - 02:03and you want to only have 4 boxes on the server?
02:04 - 02:08I'm trying to generate content for my YouTube channel
02:08 - 02:13and you geniuses are going to have the internet all up in my shit
02:14 - 02:16FrankieOnPC never had to deal with this
02:17 - 02:21Go! Play on DayOne, KarmaKrew or Spaggies
02:27 - 02:29I wanted to do something different
02:30 - 02:34A place where the Army could come and be proud
02:34 - 02:36massive watchtowers to the heavens
02:41 - 02:42walls around all the wells,
02:43 - 02:47blocking off entire loot areas from freshies,
02:48 - 02:53the way it should be, miserable for everyone
02:54 - 02:56You think I'm worried about lag
02:56 - 02:59Whining crybabies in the Discord
03:00 - 03:02A nutless monkey could run my Discord
03:04 - 03:07It's ok Ally, we'll find new jobs
03:14 - 03:16Maybe I should be like SourSweet
03:19 - 03:23just play on other people's servers
03:25 - 03:26or spend my time on official
03:31 - 03:33At least no one is complaining about explosives
03:40 - 03:46We still have lots of explosives right?
03:46 - 03:49A little boom could keep the masses happy
03:53 - 03:56At least it's not RP