Der Untergang von Der Reichfulherr
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• 12/29/2025A Fantasy Downfall starring the season's best record holder and Derrick Henry
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sutton and Pickens turned in mediocre scores |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Luckily we had Goff on the bench |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but Jacobs in faltering in Green Bay |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and there are reports that Derrick Henry has already scored |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but we think we can hold him off with Bucky and Achane here, in the later games |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Achane is like a cheat code |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and Henry is too old, he's not a concern |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein FearHeir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Henry... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Henry just scored another touchdown |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Packers D is getting deep Derrick'd |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you came for the victory party, step out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can this happen! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Henry is 100 years old |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Jacobs said his knee was all better! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I trusted my gut and my gut was wrong |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I could have played Bill! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Bill has been hot shit for weeks! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And this asshole told me to Taysom |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | when we had Gadsden and Tonges! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We put in Taysom because he's a great old gadget |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He's on the Saints! The 26th ranked offense! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They like to find work for him at two positions |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He sucks two butts at two positions! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I have JSN |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | the best receiver in the league this year |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and I've got the best record in the entire league! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | how can I possibly lose now?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And to the oldest RB in the league? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | by rights I got Dak to fix my QB situation and what a trade it was |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If Jacobs walks in here I swear |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'll break his other knee myself, like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least Bucky and Achane haven't abandoned me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They'll sweep in with their 10 yards a carry |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and bring us back to our GLORY! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Trevor Lawrence, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | he can score 40 in a nothing game like a beautiful idiot |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | but now when I need him, when I need everyone |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | they score .80 points and fart into the wind |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But it'll be me farting into their mouths when this is through |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Henry is old and will be too tired to score more TDs |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Maybe it's better not to tell him about Henry's 4th TD |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe Kyren can score 58 |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe the commissioner can put Clint's team in as my opponent |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | you never know |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They can do a lot these days |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | with computers, like they have AI that makes |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | a fish look like its walking on a keyboard |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe I should have traded for CMC |
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