Hitler Reacts to Segment Battle Points
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Hitler isn't too happy about the imposition of Segment Battle Points for Race 3
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | So Mein Fuhrer for Race 3 of Round 3 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | of the ZRL we head to |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Innsbruckring and the |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Legsnapper |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | 4 or 3 laps dependin on cat. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | FTS, FAL and FIN. Sehr guht. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | This week we also have |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Segment Battle Points |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are new. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | An innovation |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Min, Schlange and WTRL |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck are SBP? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I wanted more competion, |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | not some crazy random number generator |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | designed by that cretin, Chau! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | At least tell me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | it will be readily apparent who you |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | are racing against using bibs with |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | numbers or colours or something obvious. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We will, we will |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Out with it you numbskull! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Use something called ACE Score... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | ACE Score - what the fuck is that? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You might as well base |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | it on sock length! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | This is a fucking discrace. You have |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ruined my Tuesday evenings! How am I |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | supposed to know when to put the hammer down? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All you had to |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | do was to give more |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | FIN points. So that riders |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | got rewarded for racing to the |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | finish. Or you could gave given |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | FAL points lower down the pack |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | to give Hivey |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | more of an incentive to |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | puke into that bucket of his! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Instead you come up with this |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | abomination called Segment Fucking |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Battle Points. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I told you we should have called them Unicorn Points.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well. I suppose it could |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | be worse. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | At least its |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | just for this one |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | week. And next |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | week in Makuri. It will be back |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | to normal. |