Hitler Learns of the WoSB Whale Nerfs
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10/27/2026Hitler gets news about changes to the WoSB event currency. It is the final straw.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | With the new WoSB event finally launching.. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | most of us will be… |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Setting up to farm Ghost ships south of Sharhat port. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Others, are setting up roaming groups |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | to round up Ghost ships inside the PvP circle. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fuck Ghost ships, I will be farming whales |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | outside the endless near West Bastion |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They have |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have nerfed the whales into the ground. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | 5k whales are now 300hp whales. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you out, except Vidarr, Skraw, Duzooka, and the other fucks on the test server. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Nerfed my fucking whales?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Now I’ll be pressing spacebar for fucking weeks. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I blame Lu Jian—bastard had Al-Fatih in a night! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | As if the shipyard and balance changes weren’t bad enough. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It’s okay Lu. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Taking away my whales—worry about the balance changes they’re a disgrace. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I mean have any of you tried to shoot 32-longs? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They bounce right off the fucking large plating. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, calm down they’ve made 1-in-5 whales juicy. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It’s no longer about the whales, this dev team doesn’t listen worth a gallivanting fuck |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | New content is coming, sometime 2027 I think— |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They have concepts of an idea at best. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | “Rubicor and other bullshit” I don’t want to hear it! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | NA server has one foot in the grave, less players than Puzzle Pirates most nights. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and God help me, at this rate Naval Action will make a comeback. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and that game is a smouldering piece of garbage. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I mean you can’t even put incendiary mixture on heavys anymore—what upgrades are even left? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And to make it worse, the translation fuck up, renamed the Ginger “Redhead”! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I mean how hard is it to play test and listen to the feedback we give? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You’d think after months of unmitigated disasters they would throw us a bone during the event! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least the spyglass is somewhat useful now. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And the windrose, I feel powerful in my Octopus once more. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But the rest of this bullshit, unbearable. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But what are we even to do? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | There is just not one single non-piece of shit competitor in the Age of Sail genre. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The last time I even felt alive was Pirates of the Burning Sea in 2009. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And now even the steam release for that is delayed. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Meanwhile this game is knuckles deep in my wallet. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How about you release a single piece of endgame content you greedy fucks. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s okay Ahoy! will come out in 2058 |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess I’ll be mashing spacebar on baby whales until the cows come home. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It’s disgusting really—you expect to get fucked over at work but not your spare time. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I can’t |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Bring myself to whale anymore. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The best we can do is hope they buff the Antilia and Spanish ships, make them less of a joke. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Cold chance in hell though—test server dissidents are taken out back and shot. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Unfuckingbelievable. |