| 00:00 - 00:03 | Computing Paper One is here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have specifically targeted |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | System architcture, networks and network security. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've prepared for every possible legislation 8 marker |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And after years of Craig n Dave it's impossible to fail. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That gap fill on question 1 was an absolute godsend |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That gap fill on question 1 was an absolute godsend |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner says that the 8 marker had nothing to do with legislation |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Instead we had to answer a simple question about profits |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Business students and communists get out of my sight |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Where the flip was Unit ONE??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I spend all my hours revising the first topic |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Just for OCR to leave it out the FLIPPING PAPER |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | For crying out loud... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Forcing me to study six topics just to ignore two |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And then have the audacity to ask about ethics AND legislation |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I never revised 1.6 because it's USELESS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Yet I spend hours reivising attacks for what? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer we had the easiest computing test in years |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then explain the flipping 4 marker on Domain Name Servers |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The rest of the paper was maths and tick boxes |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | So what? The grade boundaries will rocket further into the stratosphere |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | BUSINESS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If I wanted to study Business |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I would've picked it in Year Nine |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | When I was free from this God forsaken subject |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Instead I'm sitting my Maths Paper Four |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Writing about some flipping Youth Centre for about half the freaking paper |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I HATE the younger generation |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I got 9B instead of 9C, now I'm going to end up homeless like Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least the paper wasn't too difficult |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I have put my soul, blood and tears |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | towards this GCSE exam |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I swear |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If I lay my eyes on a single Youth Centre in Germany |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It will go up in flames, mark my word |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Not to mention the two mark calculation |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That took up five whole minutes and thee different conversions |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND WE'RE NOT ALLOWED A FLIPPING CALCULATOR |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we can still afford new tablet computers |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least there's paper two |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe this easy exam might help us conquer the impossible task |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | of getting jobs in the future. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | There's only one thing for it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Hope and pray some people left the whole paper blank |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That's our only hope of getting a nine |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They didn't even call it OCR Youth... |
