When the Führer loses his fantasy league
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Looking forward to your comedy routine, I’m sure it’ll be funny
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mitch’s team has made a breakthrough |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Faalogo and Williams have scored well |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | As have Sharpe and Egan |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It is now impossible to win this matchup |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Meaning you now have the fewest wins |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It’s fine, Jacko will also lose to Pete |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And I will beat him on points scored |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Commissioner… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Pete… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Pete’s team only had 9 players this week |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Jacko has won his fixture |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following people stay: Wells, Morris, Lee, and Pooley |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | No way, no fucking way! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That is an absolute joke! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The one time I need Pete to win a game |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He fucks off to the woods |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And lets his team rot! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Losing to Jacko’s squad of waiver trash |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That he drafted from the back seat of a Kia Carnival! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Half his team was off the bench! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Commissioner, Jacko’s team was not that bad |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He drafted 8 second rowers! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Commissioner, he had Payne Haas! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He drafted the wrong Su’a! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He had no idea! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And Morris |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Who spent his season using Chat GPT to trade |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Only to come up with moves like Kolomatagi for Strange |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That’s the type of move |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | A 23 year old Deloitte Graduate wouldn’t even make |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And I would know |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Because Fantasy is all we discussed on our last date! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This league |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I built this league from nothing |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Last year I was second! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I’ve given everything |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Everything! For this league |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | My only crime was to take 2 weeks off for Hyrox |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It’s a disgrace |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why should I run this league |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | When half of you idiots don’t even open the app! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok, he will be back next year |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now I have the repechage |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But I do not like my chances without Twal |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Like the Tigers |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Such a disappointing end |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The Adam Doueihi bed |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Will be especially cold and lonely tonight |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It is over |